After watching this, I realized how much Mojang must hate speed runners

Speed runners don’t follow the game how Mojang wants them to

Ok not to flex but..i always spawn by nether fortresses

Every game developer hates speed runners because they want you to enjoy the game and experience all there especially story games so you don’t get it over with and then just never touch it again

yeh true

Yeah sure

There needs to be more youtubers like this guy, his comedy is subtle, but funny, and his videos are well edited and entertaining. Great video man, wish you uploaded more.

True

Jeb adding polar bears bc of his wife is absolutely adorable

Man I actually can't stop watching this video, this guy is pretty hilarious, can't wait for more similar videos like these :^)

7:38 as he placed the last pearl, my doorbell rang at the exact same time, and it was glorious.

The only reason why he won was because of the dirt pillar at spawn. If he didn't have that dirt pillar at spawn he would have been screwed.

rioly

yes. you are "right" lol

you do for space to see you more render don't you and want if a zombie was nearby

I completely agree. It’s a very important step that everyone forgets and I’m sick of it. NOOBS. BUILD A DIRT TOWER TO BREAK YOUR HIPS.

Good amount of cursed gameplay, easy and funny jokes and literally straight to the point....yep i like this video

I like how he just casually uses obsidian as a building block.

"Turn mama sheep into a twin size mattress" That sent me into orbit

Having gold boots only is more likeley to urvive in the nether because you have less mobs after you

I like how he just casually uses obsidian as a building block.

@Nightmare shame on you

sjsjsjsj hi

Same lmao

Lol

I like the idea of the nether safe rooms.

I cannot think of anyone even more qualified to do this. You did this perfect! This is how Minecraft should be done.

So much effort was put into this video.. well done!

Before fighting the ender dragon, crafting some golden apples wouldn' t be a bad idea

I like how Mojang knows how to beat their own game worse than most players. Edit: jeez so many people don't get I'm joking. Ik Mojang is spelled with a j (though I didn't know it was actually pronounced as a y) I see it every time I load up an instance of Minecraft.

@Erikkson it's not the rest of the world. Indo-European languages that use the latin alphabet and the letter J are split on its pronunciation, while the rest of the world doesn't care because they don't use either.

bruh I don't believe its called moyang even though its spelled mojang

Lol

Noice

Do Polar Bears reproduce in Minecraft?

I’m sad he hasn’t uploaded in a minute, I just found his channel and I love his style. I hope he comes back!!

Subscribed and turned on the bell!!

To be fair, some of these tricks are useful. For example, securing the area around your nether portal or setting a respawn point with backup gear before going to the end.

I favour securing a village, illuminating it and fencing it off to minimize monster attacks, and trading with the village people to get diamond gear.

MysteryOre: looks at enderman Enderman: and I took that personally

Wow so funny so original haven't seen it one million times

“We’re finally ready to go to the nether, Mojang recommends first a full set of Netherite Armor”

Lol

@Butterberri exactly bruh

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Very accurate very very very accurate

@Butterberri YOUR A GENIUS

mannn you should definitely make more videos, i really enjoyed this one

I’m still wandering why he didn’t use his water bucket when he was attacked by endermans. Endermans can’t reach you and take damage, why refuse this?

How much obsidian does this guy have?!? Guide: grab more obsidian then there is in the end dimension to show superiority over the ender dragon

A: gather wood B: gather wood C: gather wood D: all of the above I choose E: build a dirt pillar

Yep theres definitely a E option

@Techno legend yes sir yes sir

I would of said gather wood but no I was wrong the entire time

"Mojang, how can I beat your game?" "Lets start with a tower of dirt..."

See, even Captain Jack Sparrow knew this. “I’ve got a jar of dirrt. I’ve got a jar of dirrt, and guess what’s inside it?” - The first step to beating Minecraft.

@miso2271 your comment got liked 69 times.

It's actually used to remember coordinates and find spawn incase

@Vincent @Budaelolya. He stayed Mohang

9999 likes now 10000

Finally someone we can rely on to beat the world record

I love how he kills the sheep for wool, even after making shears.

MysteryOre needs to come back to YouTube… something about his content just stands out to me idk why

8:37 you could've just used the water bucked which is right in the 4th slot of your inventory... the endermen are scared of water, hydrophobic yk

Unknowingly, he broke the #1 rule in the guide book: Never dig straight down

@° L ° toga shigaraki ate all the candy again . And spent all my mine coins

@Jonathan Kitsos huh

Ur lieng

u stole my comment

@William Freeman same

The guide can't be that bad if it recommends beds for the dragon. That's a legit speedrunning tactic.

This was pretty amazing 🤩

Mojang:testing if he added fall dmg Also Mojang:adds that to "how to beat Minecraft"

Not even joking I got the first question right. As soon as I spawn in I grab four blocks and mark my spawn.

*"because personally I build mine with 50"* The biggest god damn flex I have ever seen.

14

69420 vigintillion

@Malick keep in mind this is hardcore lol

@Walloper woah.

@Malick he beat the wither 6 times in one minecraft morning

this is probobly one of my favorite vids on YouTube. its hillarious

Is it just me or when I looked at the blaze rods in his inventory he had 2 but he was able to make 15 eyes of ender

Actually the snowballs are pretty smart for end crystals

7:00 bro same, I had played this game for so long and I realized I hadn’t legitimately beaten the ender dragon alone, just did and it’s amazing

I’ve lived my entire life without knowing that Mojang is pronounced “Moyang”, my life is a lie.

I.. I just found out from this comment. I thought he was just pronouncing it wrong I.. :(

@Vixie mojayng

@Androktasiai does anyone really care about pewdiepie though?🤔

Our life has been a lie

For 8 years of knowing Minecraft, I always thought it was pronounced Mojang (Moe jang)

Wow, watching those hives dissolve every day until they disappear is definitely appeasing, I went with what I commented about and after 20 or so days the urticaria’s history, I simply go'ogled the latest by Shane Zormander and now my skin is as smooth and healthy as it has ever been!

Crazy simple mining navigation trick. always place torches on the left wall as you go. that way, to return home you just turn so the torches are on the right hand wall and follow them home. This system has some flaws, you can mess up - if the cave loops you can end up with a tunnel that will lead you further away from home if you follow it as above, but generally speaking with some sense you should be immune to getting lost.

You should make the ender pearls into eyes of ender 1 at a time so you dont waste any eyes of ender

2:57 I actually usually do use 14 blocks, unless I'm making it fancy with crying obsidian or some other interesting blocks.

I love how he just cut every moment in that he breaks an iron block to make the sound more satisfying

When he breaks block is so satisfying when he speeds it up

@Lapraca_PvP No. I wont sub

@toxic dk I have

@Privateryan736 This one was not bad

He cut it too.

I love the editing in this one

5:08 this part killed me of laughing 🤣🤣🤣

Before you go to the end. It is recommended to have an elytra and a dragon egg for flexing.

"The witherskeleton is the scariest mob in minecraft, and u cant change my mind" Warden: Are you sure about that.

The guide be like: Step 1: Gather max enchanted netherrite armor and tools Step 2: Get wood

@Derin with a Q (technically you don't need wood lol you need diamonds and sticks that's it you can get wood *planks* from another source)

tbf, if you're judging by teenager/adult standards yes, but if you're a kid form elementary shool (target demographic for those books), being overprepared is a pretty good advice

@Shirley McArthur if you were a speedrunner you would have gotten a wr

PAINK: your portal is broken Calm: you have the items to fix the portal PAINK: you wasted the blocks and dropped your flint and steel in lava

@Sojourner y

It is commendable how this man gained 700,000 subscribers with just 5 videos on his channel. 👍👍

I personally build a nether portal out of 10 and use 4 other for the outside

"I'm going to get as much wool as I can to make beds" *Proceeds to ignore his shears*

Wither Skeletons are easy, just dig two by one block trenches or 3 block bars above your head so that they can't pass or reach you. Bring a high saturation food like golden carrots or steak to heal if you get hit, it'll make it a whole lot safer to deal with the wither effect.

*Literally has shears* "I'm gonna need a lot more wool for the beds" *axes all the sheep*

I KNOW RIGHT?

@EtherealStars Yes

@ItsJJOLO meat

I saw that lol

@David L easier to find mobs than plants to eat in Minecraft, plus it's pixels

you know the video is good, when you come back to see it for the third time.

64 obsidian is obviously optimal, a full stack shows dominance to other portal builders.

you have no idea how hard i was screaming at him to place his water down when fighting endermen

We’re ready to go to the nether. We reccomend a set of planitum protection CI full set of armor.

This is so much MORE** entertaining than how I imagined it would be

@The Space Sisters :skull: emoji!

@Adi 💀

you mean not because swear

when did i leave this comment why did i not know how to make proper sentences bruh

I got so scared/stressed at the enderdragon part😂

Him: Wither Skeletons are the scariest mob change my mind The Warden: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

I have literally watched this video more than 5 times and they are just as exciting as at first

Dream speed runs times would be cut in half if he followed this handbook

MysteryOre: “Do you build your nether portal with 10, or 14 blocks?” Anybody who plays minecraft in 2020: 𝘆𝗲𝘀

I get the joke

I chose bucket

I still haven't found diamonds. That is what I did

I build my portal out of 69 obsidian. Noice.

“do I need to put looting on my snowballs?” Killed me

3:00 me too, i saw that one coming.. 😂 You got my full attention right there. Let's go my brother.. 🙂

"I could really use a panic shelter right now." 😂

I have defeated the ender dragon on my own but I was in creative mode so I guess I kind of cheated

Breaking the end crystals: “These snowballs aren’t going to work” **proceeds to take out half the end crystals with the snowballs**

@Marcoplayz are you a bot?

@MaskBoy lol

@Zekori Lair my comment was like 1 day ago,

@MaskBoy There's 1.333k likes and 3 comments

i got ur comment to 222 likes but ruined the 2 replies

Mojang's guide for the nether is almost exactly what I do (what are ""regular intervals""?) but I've never seen anyone say to do that before. I feel like we all do those things, though. Did we all individually come to the same set of conclusions? Did we anyone else basically stop doing them when they realized they could use coordinates?

You broke one rule Mojang never intended, Never Dig Straight Down

you guys don't only use wooden gear? the stuff is so good, oh and i build my nether portal 1 by 1 you only use 4 obsidian then, its way easier

u just need only 2 ender eye to find stronghold (if u using coordinat) place ender eye from different position, and do math linier solve

When he was dying to endermen in the End, I was screaming "USE THE WATER BUCKER. USE. THE. WATER. BUCKET!"

and i was saying "USE YOUR AXEEE"

@sadboiwanker bro he said the end

He was in dragons breath, he was safe from the enderman in the end, just killed by the breath

@sadboiwanker XD READ THE COMMENT AGAIN BRO XDDDDDD

Endearment

Nether portals get 10 for function, and 14 if I’m going for aesthetics.

you guys dont only use wooden gear? the stuff is so good, oh and i build my nether portal 1x1 you only use 4 obsidian then, its way easier

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eucalyptus smell

eucalyptus smell

good video but u can’t spawn beds in the nether or in the end they will always explode

Me: starts a new survival world and gather wood first Minecraft: that isnt how you supposed to play the game

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@I'm a Pizza I dig a hole to live the night first thing lol

" First you gather some dirt, make a pillar, and DISLOCATE BOTH OF YOUR HIPS. " MysteryOre 2020

here's a tip regarding end crystals (and minecraft explosions in general as far as i remember): your feet take the damage. if your feet don't see the explosion, you take no damage

“Wither skeletons are the scariest mob, change my mind.” Me: alright…. Cave spiders when they suddenly fall on top of you and scare the 💩 outta you.

2:58 10. 14 is just a waste, use that extra 4 to make a enchant table

“Beating Minecraft the way it was intended” Mojang: Designs offhand for shield This guy: REEEEEE TORCHES!

@JAB a.k.a. JOSH_ lol it's ok

@JAB a.k.a. JOSH_ you had to ruin the joke-

@JAB a.k.a. JOSH_ no mate, “woooosh” is the sound of the joke going over your head, so missing the joke rather than taking it seriously

@• sapphire_skiez • mojnay is a ripoff brand of mojang lol

@Ping Pong Dude its pronounced moyang but named mojang

great video keep it up

“The best spot to get ender pearls for the ender eyes is by going to the end!”

If you bring full prot 4 diamond (isn't hard if you have a sugar cane and cow farm) then the dragon fight is really easy

I love how he cuts the book's pack while wearing Sterile Gloves Like He's Doing A Surgery.

My fav part is the: “Do you guys use 10 or 14 blocks to make your portal? Because personally I build mine with 50” Lol–

@Mason Dillon do I really care? No 😂 not to be rude but I wasn’t saying it to her likes, I was saying it because I thought it was funny

@Alienmädchen Honestly 😆

Especially when it was shown again later XD

Same

@Piderman you can only build a portal that is 22x22

Fun fact: use snowballs before enderpearls cause they can be thawed at the same range so you need to be careful when using enderpearls

I discovered the "torch trail" technique while playing the game. I didn't know that it was an official Mojang recomendation.

Wow

I only beat the dragon once too and it was in peaceful mode

4:27 - "Wither Skeletons are one of the scariest mobs, change my mind" update 1.19 - "I'll Change your mind"

Most good underrated content ever , keep making legendary content ! Edit : Dude ! YOU JUST gained 3k subs GG

Bruh watching this 1 year later and he now has 720k nice to See how you have grown :)

59,000,000 VIEWS what da heck

Its 112k!!!!

100k :D

64K IN A WEEK? HOW THE HELL? DID HE DO THAT?

Imagine spending $40 to beat Minecraft in a weirdly complicated way for that you’ll never do again.

MysteryOre: Never beat the Ender Dragon Also MysteryOre: Yea lemme one cycle her and kill her with beds

"I'm in cripiling debt" The words of a true adult gamer

MysteryOre: you don't know how to play Minecraft Also MysteryOre: pronounces mojang wrong