The way this dude just stares a hole in your soul, never blinking, just judging you till he dies

Not even bro, he still giving that malicious side eye even after he dies

Mood af

Bro giving rizz

You mean till YOU die?

and after he dies

years after playing, I still have never seen any other endings other then him getting dizzy or dying

Or vomiting

Do you really need any other ending?

​​@@SS501Fan101or spitting fire

Literally I used to play this game and ask my mom for help on how to make drinks correctly and literally lost my mind because nothing seemed to work lmao

I used to play this game all the time to get all the bad endings. I never knew there was a good ending. I thought it was like one of those point and click games that's all deaths.

4:27 the fact that after getting full cup of stirred ice he still suggest "A little more ice perhaps?" its just comedy gold

I think the same goes when you put all lemons and he gets drunk. Then he asks for more lemons

comedy cold you mean?

boulder 🪨

Out of topic but does anyone remember a cooking game that is super cute and pink and sparkle all i remember from that is you kinda draw on the food pieces as a cover for the food Another one is a game where you ruin a date

As a kid, I tried to kill him every time xD

I’m pretty sure most of us did

same

If you didn't you didn't have a childhood

as a kid I couldn't figure out how not to kill him lmfaoo

I'm pretty sure he's looking around because bartenders aren't supposed to drink while on shift. He's looking around to see if anyone is watching him.

i'm a bartender and generally yes. especially not just chuck a full drink in you haha. but you do get invited to rounds of shots, so you just pour yourself a small one and it's okay. but to be fair my workplace is super chill, so i can have 2 drinks during my shift and my boss doesn't have an issue with that (obviously as long as i'm not hammered to the point of not being able to work and close properly)

Oh wow really wow no way wow really wow no way

I hold the record for the lowest score in this game: Add 3 whole lemons, add tonic till almost entirely full, add 1 more whole lemon, and serve without shaking or garnish. I got -356 points from my strat, which I have yet to see anyone beat.

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the guy he links in this video,has the steps listed in his video to get -398 points and its a very similar recipe

If you didn’t come from tiktok raise your hand 🤚🏽

What is tiktok

Yeah, what the hell is a tictac?

I've been here a while man

Spam

Wdym a clock

i remember getting the "golden drink" while doing random combinations and i got stupidly happy lmao edit: how do i get 1.7k likes in 6 days jeez

I honestly thought that there wasnt any good ending and that the joke was that he was a barkeeper that couldnt handle alcohol lol

Same

Same

​@@dardanikthis comment alone just taught me it was a thing

I'm gonna challenge you a roblox speedrun but this one is like hard I have so many runs I fall the name is get snack at 4am gl for the challenge tip use 120 fov to go fast

I always hated the fact that despite all the options available, the best drink is like... barely any ingredients

Simplicity is king

I mean, when the game starts, it asks you to make a Cosmopolitan.

@@mrslinkydragon9910 so 90% vodka + a liquer? Yeah no.

@@sommerblume9671 That's literally what a Dry Vodka Martini is.

@@sommerblume9671 more or less

I always loved this game. My native language is spanish so I never understood what I was meant to do. I just enjoyed pouring random drinks and seeing him die... most of the time

LITERAL JAJAJAJAJA yo no entendía nada, solo hacía combinaciones de colores

That's me 😂😂 except I speak portuguese and even when I learned basic English I just ignored the instructions lol

I speak English and I still didn’t know what I was supposed to do. Just did the same thing you did

I loved this game as a kid, the good old flash game era. It was fun while it lasted.

It was a great time. Always makes me sad when I’m bored and on some random computer and I look up a flash game i used to play but it doesn’t work anymore :(

​@@thehengy3232Use flash point

The world: “Drink responsibly” Speezy: “Know your limits”

Same sentences

those mean exactly the same thing, next time think before you comment

@@Sillimant_ I meaaan, knowing your limits implies that you actually push yourself to that limit so you know where the limit is in the first place, as drinking responsibly can just be about avoiding high volumes of alcohol in the first place xD

@@Sillimant_ The point was that most people don’t phrase it the same way Speezy did. No need to be rude.

interesting! "kenn dein limit" translating to "know your limit" is actually a german awareness campaign for the bad effects of too much alcohol.

I like how he shots fire out of his mouth after drinking a whole glass of ice cubes and the ending note says "A little more ice perhaps?".

i loved this game as a kid good memories

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nostalgic

I didnt understand anything about it as a kid, all I saw was funny man mixed drinks and might faint 😅. Good times

this game brings so many memories, i used to play it with my cousin 😭

same!

Im so sorry for your loss

@@noturnarrator7407 my cousin is alive lmao

What I like about this game, is the little touch on the different endings (except for the good ones). They have tips on what you should add to make the perfect drink.

Except the one where it told you to add more ice, with already a glass full of ice XDD

@@sunburst3476 Pfffff, it's still an ending though!

This game is probably why i got into mixology as an adult

Nice, that's boss!

At this point if there were any childhood game of mine out there that I possibly forgot with time, Speezy would just yoink all of them out to make a speedrun and unlock my core memories again

That fact that you only added ice, but the ending suggested you should add more is absolutely hilarious

I remember my friend showing me this game in class, and we played it for an hour, trying to keep the guy alive. Unfortunately the teacher told us to get back to work before we could finish. Ah, the joy of flash games.

Oh boy! I've been thinking about asking for this but I didn't know if it was speedrunable. Didn't know there were so many endings!

I thought the same thing about fnaf NO JOKE I literally thought to my self “how would fnaf speedruns work?” And he did it the more you know with Chrisian

This man literally Speedruns all my childhood games

I completely forgot about this game. It's been probably a decade since I've even seen this game. Thank you for the shot of nostalgia.

Ah I remember playing this game. Spent a whole hour trying to please him...then got frustrated, mixed a random drink and voila, got the golden drink. I was so overjoyed I wrote down my mixture.

I'm a bartender, I just came back from work and I came across your video at the best possible moment

Eazy going through his flash game phase 😂

This just brings back so many memories it’s been more than 9 years since I played this as a kid, so fun

I feel like I had a lot more endings to this as a kid

this was my favorite flash game as a kid and now i'm a bartender myself haha

This was one of my top 3 favourite webgames, like i cant express how kid me loved to mix and match and see the reaction of the bartender. Whenever i made one he turned into an angel from, i felt so accomplished!

I loved this game as a kid, the concoctions I made were incredible

Incredibly deadly?

I remember my entire family was trying to figure out the best ending, fun times.

holy crap I haven't seen this game in so long, this unlocked a deep memory my brother and I used to play this game seeing how bad we could torture him

THE NOSTALGIA, I used to play this game ALLLL the time

This video is making me feel so old. I used to play this game all of the time as a kid lol. It's such a simple yet entertaining game.

Happy to see there's a way to teach the new Bartenders the subtle art of mixing drinks

I haven't seen this game in so many years, the nostalgia is real

I played this when I was like 10ish but I didn't speak english and didn't know what was going on I was so happy when I finally managed to make an ending where he survived and liked it

I had completely forgotten about this game!!!. This was such a big part of my school time its nice to see it again.

Almost forgot this game existed, thanks for the nostalgia!

I never lost a staring contest but this guy he is the final boss

I remember playing this forever ago, I always blew up the drinks

Gotta love a new “speed run” video especially old games. The nostalgia hits hard

I used to play this all the time as a kid, it was great!

Ohh, this game! I loved mixing stuff. It turned deadly most of the time. So sorry for Bartender. Thank you for giving such games spotlight=)

That game was so much fun!!!! I miss the time of flashgames 15+ years ago

i forgot this game existed like holy shit so much memories

This game brings back so much nostalgia. 😌

Your make the game funnier to watch! Love Bartender!

This game brings so much childhood memories

I genuinely want someone to make these drinks and try them in real life lol

I remember playing this game when I was a kid on my bestfriend's family computer, just shaking the drink until it blew up or just trying to make the nicest looking drink colours... still don't know what half the liquor bottles are supposed to be tho tbh🤣

I remember hearing a story about a bartender being given wiper fluid as a drink.

As a kid I never understood this game but good memories.

thanks for making this game man, it brings me memories about me making unholy abomination out of knowhere.

I haven't seen this game in so long. I just remembered things I didn't know were part of my life.

I remember trying SO HARD to get the golden angel?? ending and I felt so accomplished as a kid

As a bartender… this game is way more accurate than you’d expect.

I used to love playing this game with my sister when I was a kid!

I remember one time I got the perfect drink by randomly mixing a bunch of the different fruit-based drinks together. Never managed to do that again, and as far I know the only other time he reacts like this is when you give him the vodka and cranberry?

this unlocked memories that i didn't even remember i had

Ah, nostalgia. I remember not being able to get this right ever, and just instantly killed him every time i played.

Oh my god I'd completely forgotten about this game! I used to play it loads in school 😂

3:32 I got that same ending by mixing ALL the drinks, plus the ice and lemon.🤣🍸💀

I’ve noticed a pattern here he’s been speedrunning alot of old nostalgic games recently

Hey man I’ve been depressed recently and thanks to you I’m really happy I’m great for you thank you man

I remember playing this, being somewhat 12 years old and actually almost got every death by randomly mixing. I was so excited, when I unlocked new ones lol. I am fine though. Now adult, working, not drinking at all and enjoying life. If my parents knew…. Oh dear.

this game just brought back childhood memories i didn’t know i had my sis and i always tried to kill him and laugh

Ahhh this brings memories. Back in like 2012 when I was 13, this was something we all played in my friend group along with a few other classics

This is one of those games that me and my family really enjoyed

i loved 'speedrunning' the bartender's death back in the day on y8

Man, as a person eho has played this game in their childhood, I can't say that the bartender is unfriendly, he feels like a friend to me!

When I played the game, I didn't know there were different endings, because he always would just be disappointed with my drink.

This game was my childhood, also I wonder if my best drink was actually the best drink Edit: It was vodka cranberry; and got me the holy animation too. Pretty good for someone that didn't know a thing about alcohol and was just trial and error LOL

This game was one of my favourites as a kid

How did I manage to get all endings as a kid? I must've played it tons

i just replayed this game yesterday and was wondering if you would speed run it omg

I remember playing this as a kid and I loved it sm

I remember one day during school I got bored and found this game. it was pretty fun tbh

😂 I used to play this sooo much as a kid just to see his reactions

I cant believe you actually speedran this, this was one of me and my cousins’ and friends’ childhood games

I always thought this game was hilariously funny, even years later.

Nostalgia hitting us all right now

I loved this game as a kid, it was amazing omg

man, this is the game of my and my brothers childhood and i tried it again a few days ago and i got "the holy light" ending on my FIRST drink !!!

Me and my siblings put this man through hell. Good times!

Imagine for April fools they play the cutscene for entering another floor before cutting to the ending

this game unearthed childhood memories buried deep within me back when google supported adobe flash

I remember playing this game with my cousin. Just two kids in front of the screen screaming that the drink is blessed in our native language XDD I remember we had a different recipe for the best drink that did involve vodka, cranberry juice and triple sec but can't remember what exactly it was (only after watching this video I learned that you can garnish the drinks with lemon and not only put entire lemons into the shaker xD)

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So you made a cosmopolitan?

god I LOVED this game as a kid!!

Bartender: "Give me a drink, customer."

Man I don't remember the game being this dark

1:35 holy hell this was way too funny for me 😂

I think you should try speedrunning a game called Exoracer. It's a mobile platformer which has a large emphasis on speedrunning however the community is pretty small so you could definitely get a good time on the full game leaderboard if you played for a little bit! The game is probably the most under rated indie mobile game out there imo and I'm sure you'd have a blast playing it :)

This is a great game, a must try for loving speedrunners ❤

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Yea would be fun. :3

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Frrr

It’s so strange that we used to play a game with alcoholic drinks and bartending as kids😂

Damn I forgot this game was a piece of my childhood

i'm going to a bar today. if the bartender begins to shake furiously, i'm going to run

Holy, I spent so many hours as a kid on this game, and I never realized you can grab a lemon after shaking!

I could've sworn there was an ending where he just freezes

The way his arm stretches 🤣🤣🤣