Train guy: Do you want a beer? Phil: Yes, we will serve beer at our wedding.

this reminds me of evak

OMG I AM SO JEALOUS I GOT INTO THE PHANDOM WHILE THEY WERE ON TOUR AND ALL THE TICKETS WERE SOLD OUT, ILL NEVER GET TO MEET THEM :'''''( @Mirian Rodrigues

💀

he liked this, and this is what he thought when we met dan lmao

Mans fell in love so quick I cant- thats the classic gay move tbh, you meet someone then two days later you are moving in together and adopting a cat named after a drag queen.

"Ding my bell." Sound mildly inappropriate, Phil.

plot twist, he was actually hypnotized

I actually squealed hearing the train story, I was so excited for past closeted Phil. 😁

“maybe he should be making this video” fjsjfjs

Hear me out if everyone who watched Buffy the vampire slayer is at least 1% gay and I had a crush on one of my friend in high school who’s name was actually Buffy how gay does that make me? (Context: it’s one of those classic lesbian situations where we were both closeted to everyone but a few friends and we snogged a few times once and just stayed close but low key awkward for a bit friends and pretended it didn’t happen lol)

phil naming the train guy blaine just makes me think of darren criss with his gelled down hair and a face full of piercings😭

The last story is basically Love Simon but with angst

Who did the captions and how did you mix up the words "more" and "fuck"?

holy crap Phil was in Love Simon

i still have doodle jump 🥺😭💗

Phil: Are you gay? Blaine: I'm totally straight! Thought we could hang out sometime bro dude man bants yo. Let's talk about cars and petroleum. I like boobs. Peace out. Also Blaine: *Googles how to be a convincing straight male.

"oh phil, i think it might be working" i'm crying! :') THIS is how he tried to get a kiss?! oh man

this is w gender rather than sexuality but there r several times that my brother has noticed my name on games is elliott rather than my deadname n he's asked why n i just freeze up like *N O R E A S O N*

Wow the story of the train guy physically pained me what a tragedy

Lets call him Blaine Me *screams in gleek*

“I swear anyone that watched Buffy was at least 1% gay” spitting facts

“Do straight bros swap numbers after a taxi ride with a stranger? I don’t know!” PHIL YOU ARE KILLING ME

he was MAD in love with you if he was willing to be a sheep for you

The girl I liked invited me and my brother to a party I was like fuck yeah she wants me She spent the whole night trying it on with my brother, and then when he flat out rejected her she came on to me. No thanks x

WHERE DID PHIL GET THAT SHIRT I LOVE IT

The subtitles at 0:20 are... inaccurate.

Rip dwayne ☠️☠️😂😂😂

I think Phil has a thing for alternative guys, i love that

“Gay alarm ringing, what does a gay alarm sound like? Maybe the buffy theme, I swear anyone who watched buffy was at least 1% gay” BHAHHA

I can't stop watching his left sleeve and the cactus

Dwayne the Train Guy sounds like he’s mad insecure about his own sexuality.

NOT TRAIN GUY NOT REPLYING FOR HOURS PLEASEE

8:53 WTF don't pretend to be gay *one imposter among us

"I was super suspicious but I was bored" Samee 😅

My “pansexual” friend: -because I can just tell what people’s sexuality is! Me: really? What’s mine then? Her: Your obviously straight! Me: heh, yeah. Me 3 years later accidentally dying my hair pink magenta and purple: Damn it all!!

I would have responded to the train guy with; 'Oh, I'm not gay I was just curious as to what you were expecting because I didn't want to give you the wrong idea if you were into guys and flirting with me'.

I want that t shirt he's wearing, does anyone know where to buy it?🥺

I lost my SHIT at 9:24 XD

That last story was so wholesome at the end.

9:42 yayyy

the first story is genuinely so cute

PHILLLLY omg so gutsy

i know this is a small thing, but i really appreciate phil putting up that little disclaimer at 4:08!!! always good to stay safe, even when you're ready to gay it up lol

knowing that hypnosis thing is a kink is the worst thing 😫

OH NO

LESBIAN-onest

*If you didn't make a video telling us how you met Dan you should* >:)

dan was a phil viewer and eventually he caught phils attention on twitter, they became internet friends and met in real life a few months later

I can't even concentrate on your words because I'm too distracted by that little cactus that keeps grabbing your sleeve dhfsfs

It took me a while to watch these videos but I regret it because they’re really funny! Honestly I love how open and casual you are about everything. I can imagine this really helping lgbt youth who are coming to terms with their sexuality.

"Oh no, I instantly love you"

“I swear anyone that watched Buffy was at least 1% gay” Listen. You can’t just @ people like that

I love greggs, anyone messily eating anything from there is sexy... except fro cheese and onion pasties... they’re gross.

me getting so enthralled in phil's train story, and then remembering the title of the video

phil's imaginary names for people: "dwayne", "blane", "bane"

Phil: Anyone who watched Buffy was abit gay Me a raging Pansexual: Well I got called out

The amount of times a week I think about Dwayne the sheep is comical.

Love you Phil

He said the first guy was Dwayne and the second guy was Blane... then the text said Dwayne... lol oops

I just realised I go to the same university as Phil. Wonder what college he was in? He also did the same degree as my friend

that last story gave me so much serotonin in knowing the mystery messenger accepted himself in the future

Bane is way too relatable 😂

when u said mystery messenger i heard mystic messenger bye😭😭😭😭😭

"thats a pretty straight thing to do.. lesbionest"

I never realised how bad it must have been growing up gay in the early 00s

Trundled: to move slow, heavily and possibly quite noisily.

That first one is so cute tho tbh

I watched Buffy as a child, can confirm, am at least 70% gay.

Buffy fans did not need to be called out like this

I haven't watched Phil or Dan in like 4 years and OH BOY things have changed lmaooo

I exist... that's my awkward closet story

Scrannin a greggs at 9 am😂😂

“Be a sheep” how romantic

*”Good on him for replying to my THIRSTY ass.”* 😂😂😂

*BE A SHEEP* *I CHOCKED OMG😂😂😂😂*

*”Growing up as a young secret gay.”* We STAN😂

“Imagine you are... a sand” 🤣

Dude if the second story happened to me I would have immediately died lmao

THE SLOW PAN IN AND HEAVY BREATHING ALWAYS GETS ME AIHFASDFASHFIUAH

Awkward closeted moment: My friend once said to me "All we need in life is food and boys, am I right!?" And I laughed extremely awkwardly and said yes. I found out several years later that she was also gay.

Why is no one talking about “do I need a Swedish passport? Maybe. Thanks, BREXIT...”

ive been at my job for about three months now and idk how to come out to my coworkers, one of them asked if i had a boyfriend and i said “no i dont want one” and they were like “oh too much drama?”

TraIN gU- *ad* FAWK

So one time in a lecture, a girl I liked (and was just starting to become friends with) passed me a note which read: "I had a dream that I asked you on a date and you said no :(" ... because it was mid-lecture, I couldn't really talk to her to clarify what she meant or tell her how I felt, so all I said was "oh no :(" and after the lecture ended, we just kinda joked about it. She said she hoped I'd let her down more gently irl and then joked about ways I could have rejected her?? I'm still so confused.

phils gay panic™

The Oscar's Hotel shirt!!!! the BEST era

did anyone else notice that when phil showed us the texts between him and Blaine that the name for the contact says Dwayne?! phil you gotta keep your characters straight man, you confused me for a second there XD

1:46 I've already had a cringe attack because of how relatable this is and don't know that I can keep going.

I was out to this guy and we had been friends for almost 4 years, and he came over to my house to stay over (we are bubbled and are always safe when we hang out) I also really like him, I'll call him Ben for his saftey. We are both cosplayers and we decided we would cosplay the whole time. We decided on Richie and Eddie from IT. I was Eddie and he was Richie. Being the akward gay I am I filmedna video of us sitting on my wooden swing outside my house and I decided to shoot my shot. I was filming a cute video to post on tiktok. I held his hand and I looked him in the eyes and tryed to kiss him, it was so akward, we are the kind of friends who always had a weird chemistry, we had dated before but broke up because he liked someone else. I still kinda liked him. So I went in for a kiss, and I cupped his face, I opened my eyes and he looked a little uncomfortable I looked away in PURE embarrassment probably red as a tomatoe, in the end he kissed me on the cheek and we were a little akward after, but I apologized and it went all good. I still really like him and I want to see him again soon, but Idk how to tell him, that was the biggest gay panic I've ever had

i hope bane is doing okay

4:13 IF IT AINT ME

Where is the lava lamp from????

omg my sibling and i watched buddy lakdkkf

5:45 Phil if he didn’t have ur contact in his phone...he probably wasn’t sure if that was u

4:49 fanfiction realm LAKDKKFKF

3:25 that’s a nice ass train, a table???

lots of trains in the UK have tables

“imagine u are a sand!” 😂

1:50 he was flirting????? 😂

1:00 “trundled: move or cause to move slowly of heavily” so yeah that works 🤔

PHIL IS SO ADORABLE AND MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS

Ok so I'm a closeted Bisexual girl to my family and one time I needed to walk to my mom so I went to her room and my dad was watching that movie villains the one with the really hot Harley Quinn, so I'm walking to her side of the bed and I distanced by her doing some gymnastic moves up a rope and me trying not to drool and my mom says "Hey what do you need to talk to me about?" I go "oh yeah!" I start to talk, I get distracted again by Harley so my mom goes "Sweetie? What do you need to talk to me about?" I try to talk again and I get distracted again by Harley! XD and so my mom says "what do you to talk to me about?" I finally say what it is and we talk and then on my way out I trip over something looking at Harley, I was a hot mess that day XD (a awkward/embarrassing story from a closeted Bi girl XD)

BLAINE FROM GLEE WHO IS GAY=TRAIN GUY

so im not gay but your videos gave me the strength to get a boyfriend and im really happy i just wanted to thank you so much for helping me. (you will probs never ever see this but if you do thanks again)