Apple, what were you thinking?!

Pixelcraftian
Pixelcraftian

If this was a game then this would make it unplayable

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NotYourBusiness
NotYourBusiness

@Med Selim Ibn El Hadj fake verified

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josephus
josephus

@Med Selim Ibn El Hadj yes he is everywhere

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Med Selim Ibn El Hadj
Med Selim Ibn El Hadj

A verified spammer

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Shravan
Shravan

It still could be Ugh literally unuseable!

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Roselan Araf
Roselan Araf

Man you just gave apple another reason to increase price…”our ports are equal distanced”

Vor 2 Monate
Michal
Michal

*revolutionary*

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Albionsteamworks
Albionsteamworks

perfect for people with toc

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Tech 21
Tech 21

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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David Jung
David Jung

I mean, there’s apple fanboys that say they can’t use a Samsung because the speaker hole and charging port isn’t perfectly centered at the bottom.

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I Sleep
I Sleep

@Ferrum Ignis I'm aware, that's what I meant by design, their outside design

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Phillip Gao
Phillip Gao

Safe to say I will be returning my new MacBook immediately

Vor 2 Monate
DrblueXD
DrblueXD

@saikat bag I use mine for work too since its slim af 🤷🏼‍♂️

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DeathSleep
DeathSleep

@ツJBL BASS GUY dude mining eth is at 5MH/s on your M1 max pro... You need 17 years to pay off 😂 even GTX 1060 does better 😂😂😂

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ツJBL BASS GUY
ツJBL BASS GUY

@yo fat and pretty sure M1 max isn't made for gaming lmao , they're made for editing , for example ltt benchmark shows M1 max performs better than a 5950x+3090 and better than Zephyrus M16 which has 3060

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yo fat
yo fat

@ツJBL BASS GUY In teraflops, even the m1 max isn't as good as a 1660 ti, and that's just in teraflops alone. Imagine testing the actual gaming performance between the two, its not even close my friend. Even if you're talking about the m1 max.

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ツJBL BASS GUY
ツJBL BASS GUY

@yo fat and ofc I was talking about mobiles rtx gpu

Vor Monat
Pig Benis
Pig Benis

From the preview of the video, my first thought was: "Wow! Did Alex tried to do a short circuit to ports?" 😀

Vor 2 Monate
Utkarsh Goel
Utkarsh Goel

I thought the same and it's totally dumb

Vor 2 Monate
Cristóvão Nunes
Cristóvão Nunes

Exactly my thought

Vor 2 Monate
Patrick
Patrick

same

Vor 2 Monate
Pankaj Nikam
Pankaj Nikam

@Electroboom feeling.

Vor 2 Monate
bg bg
bg bg

so do I

Vor 2 Monate
R A
R A

Imagine being the designer, being brought into the boss’s office because this complaint got taken seriously. Sit and swivel wouldn’t do it justice

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Alex Ziskind
Alex Ziskind

😂

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π
π

Meanwhile PCB designer who finally managed to put pieces in right place after hours of struggling : **sweating nervously**

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angry husky
angry husky

If Steve were alive this would this definitely would be a problem ending in disaster.

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GENIUS INVENTOR CHANNEL
GENIUS INVENTOR CHANNEL

We all know that measures twice and cut ones. But apple is like no: " measures ones and cut 50 million times lol 😆

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Hussein B
Hussein B

We have to test the aesthetics of plugging all ports with cables and see if they look linear

Vor 2 Monate
Nerd Vs. Machine
Nerd Vs. Machine

I am pretty sure that drove already some industrial designers crazy at apple before you noticed it. But couldn’t be fixed because minor adjustments to the port location outside would scramble a lot of efficient routing on the mainboard internally. PS: Apple uses the metric system. And so should you — as an engineer ☝️ love from berlin

Vor 2 Monate
Marco Wenk
Marco Wenk

It’s in mm already, they’re not 5.9 inches apart ;)

Vor 2 Monate
Sourin Basu
Sourin Basu

Howard Wolowitz summed it up perfectly: "All Apple does is change the size of things and we keep buying them"

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SeeZur
SeeZur

*they

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cun-ty
cun-ty

the case can be made that their new macbook pros are the best laptops available right now. hard disagree.

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Hog Pot
Hog Pot

Like Gucci, apple is basically a premium brand so whatever dumb decisions they decide to make you can't really hate on, as much as I despise that company.

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Remon Pel
Remon Pel

True, but what does he know? He's just an engineer.

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Lou Hamilton
Lou Hamilton

The 2022 model will fix this and Apple will position it as a selling point.

Vor 2 Monate
wayne 1991
wayne 1991

They’ll put them a little bit diagonally and called it ‘courage’

Vor 2 Monate
Ini Agung
Ini Agung

And they will call it cool name like perfect spacing port max

Vor 2 Monate
Ian Timothy
Ian Timothy

Sell a defective product, then sell the solution. Apple is a genius.

Vor 2 Monate
Htet Aung Lin
Htet Aung Lin

epic comment

Vor 2 Monate
Harold ハロルド ཧེ་རོལཌ། A
Harold ハロルド ཧེ་རོལཌ། A

Damn right, you are!

Vor 2 Monate
Ashyouknow
Ashyouknow

This is literally how Apple works: "Solving the problems that we created and selling it to the world"

Vor 2 Monate
Reboot
Reboot

Marketing team : We have to give them the ports back. Competition! Apple: But then they will be satisfied Design team: Hmmm I have an idea

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Voomie
Voomie

Watching him scratching the brand new MacBooks gives me anxiety attack

Vor 2 Monate
BАN АLL VАССINЕS
BАN АLL VАССINЕS

Agreed

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Voomie
Voomie

@64-BIT It’s how I felt atm, it wasn’t even my MacBook after all.

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64-BIT
64-BIT

@Voomie i mean there are bigger problems remebering that will help you mentally cope with smaller problems

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Voomie
Voomie

@64-BIT Anxiousness and sympathy are totally irrelevant…

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64-BIT
64-BIT

Think of africa when you get stressed by a macbook scrating and suddenly youl be calmer

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Stefan Moonen
Stefan Moonen

I’m pretty sure this is on purpose. It makes it ever so slightly more noticeable that your hub with double connectors isn’t lining up when you try to plug it in blindly.

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JernauGurgeh
JernauGurgeh

I'm speechless. I'm cancelling my order and sticking with my 2016 MacBook 12"... it only has one USB-C port so such unnecessary aesthetic horrors are rendered impossible.

Vor 2 Monate
InmostNight
InmostNight

I was afraid that the distance between Type-C ports is different between 14 inch and 16 inch and you would need to buy a new hub. Glad this is not true

Vor 2 Monate
Kris Espi
Kris Espi

They know what they’re doing. It’s so that you can’t buy off brand accessories for their products.

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MasterDeenoo
MasterDeenoo

I’m design it’s common not to have things perfectly spaced especially if one shape is bigger than the other , so use your eye to space it

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Eric Adamany
Eric Adamany

What’s the distance from center to center of the MagSafe to the nearest thunderbolt? And then thunderbolt to thunderbolt?

Vor 2 Monate
SanguinaryBlade2334
SanguinaryBlade2334

I mean shame on you for expecting something from a company that over charges people for their phones when android basically has the same functions and is cheaper

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rayanuki
rayanuki

I'm starting to believe that Apple removed their ports a few years back so that then can return it back and sell it twice the price.

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adam morchid
adam morchid

Its just a bad design decision lol

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Cinema movies
Cinema movies

The video gave me the vibes of sticking a fork in the outlet in the first half, scared me so bad.

Vor 2 Monate
exaflop
exaflop

Absolutely outrageous and unacceptable! I'm never buying an apple product again.

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Hompalompadompalus
Hompalompadompalus

You guys have a strange sense of humor.. I love it

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GENIUS INVENTOR CHANNEL
GENIUS INVENTOR CHANNEL

We all know that measures twice and cut ones. But apple is like no: "measures ones cut 50 million times" lol 😆

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Restu Sapto
Restu Sapto

I'm a Windows user. But i think i can guess a little bit about Apple's priority. First priority: Aesthetics / beauty / good looking / the feels / prestige Second priority: Performance & other technical criteria

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Pavel Pushkaryov
Pavel Pushkaryov

That's probably for bigger USB-C dongles to fit in.

Vor 2 Monate
Basic Catto
Basic Catto

From the preview I thought you've tried to cut the steal revealing a secret USB 2.0 port

Vor 2 Monate
Ignat Rychkov
Ignat Rychkov

What about the margin between second thunderbolt port and headphone jack? Looks bigger than 6.74 mm

Vor 2 Monate
Lol Pog is trash at Fortnite
Lol Pog is trash at Fortnite

THE SECOND HE PULLED THE FIRST CHARGER MY BATTERY DIED😂🤣

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can xiang
can xiang

That's it, it's the missing correct usage of a caliper.

Vor 2 Monate
PythonPlusPlus
PythonPlusPlus

You’re forgetting that Apple also purposely made a cube which was shorter in one dimension than the other dimensions

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PythonPlusPlus
PythonPlusPlus

@HAndrewA Wow, you must be a genius to figure that out.

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Luiz Sarchis
Luiz Sarchis

@HAndrewA yes, I am aware. I am just saying that possibly they designed it to look the most like a cube from a certain viewpoint

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HAndrewA
HAndrewA

Then that isn't a cube

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Luiz Sarchis
Luiz Sarchis

Possibly can make sense if you are designing it for a certain viewpoint. Maybe the less cubic shape looks more cubic when viewed from a certain angle than the perfect cube itself

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desert stormer
desert stormer

The reason behind that is to allow more space to remove and place dongles

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Alex Ziskind
Alex Ziskind

Here’s a person who gets it!

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Saša Šijak
Saša Šijak

this test fits perfectly with a vertically filmed youtube video

Vor 2 Monate
Jerome’s Bowell movements 100x longrrr
Jerome’s Bowell movements 100x longrrr

It’s because of the board design. The design layout engineers have a difficult task when you’re dealing with such complicated boards.

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Casper Weijmar
Casper Weijmar

It’s because usb c cables usually stick out a bit to the side (more than MagSafe)

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Ivanz
Ivanz

it is about functionality not perfection. Apple is in a new era right now.

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Frxst
Frxst

this is probably as good as it can be due to the internals

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Sorry Man
Sorry Man

If it were me I would have made it same as precise as nanometers

Vor 2 Monate
aelohin
aelohin

hahah this video really defines the final decision about these new computers! haha funny

Vor 2 Monate
Aleksey Kourbatov
Aleksey Kourbatov

Anecdote from Russia Letter to Balabanovskaya Match Factory: “I have been counting matches in your boxes for 11 years - there are 59, then 60, and sometimes 58. Are you crazy there ???”

Vor 2 Monate
Person
Person

lmao

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wd40eeznuts
wd40eeznuts

This is great on a serious and comical level

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Bingo Bertha
Bingo Bertha

If you take this seriously then you have issues

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Phaoast
Phaoast

Maybe the center of the ports are equidistant?

Vor 2 Monate
gtFunked
gtFunked

It’s actually super annoying how close those ports are to each other, some plugs don’t fit next to the magsafe

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robert ningthoujam
robert ningthoujam

Does the distance between these ports affect your work or leisurely activities on the MacBook??

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Alex Ziskind
Alex Ziskind

Oh yeah - it makes my life a living hell. 😂 of course not.

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Piterson Power
Piterson Power

Tak ma być i już panie majster

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Sagar S Krishna murthy
Sagar S Krishna murthy

I think you need to plug into all the ports and check the distances between them. Only then you get to know.

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Alex Ziskind
Alex Ziskind

That’s fair

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Evo Gsr
Evo Gsr

Anyone who pays that much for a significantly inferior product kind of deserves that

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silver paprika
silver paprika

Apple:puts a flex cable under the battery Him:cmon apple

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David Gonçalves Álvarez
David Gonçalves Álvarez

That's the advantage of having two thunderbolt ports and nothing more. Distance is literally not comparable to anything.

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Michael Gromyko
Michael Gromyko

Once you measure distance between ports.... it's time to find purpose in life. Sad

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Fun From Above
Fun From Above

Maybe focus on making it easier to repair rather than making the distance between ports exactly the same.

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Cynical Clusterfuck
Cynical Clusterfuck

They actually did exactly how I expected. To fail.

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Koen
Koen

All i want to know is where the idea to measure it came from 😂😂😂

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mombof
mombof

Oh apple will never allow peripherals to make it through 2 hardware revisions.

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Randly Sepang
Randly Sepang

Damn thanks for the video, I guess I’ll wait for the next update .. 😜😜😂

Vor 2 Monate
Nathan van der Staay
Nathan van der Staay

Today we introduce you the new MacBook Pro with equally distanced ports at a starting price of $3.176.95

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Peter Vari
Peter Vari

Next Apple event. “We have create the most symmetrical Macbook Ever”

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Alex Ziskind
Alex Ziskind

It’s incredible!

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Shekhar Moona
Shekhar Moona

Apple: it's designed like this in purpose to sell our state of the art extension.

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Leonard Choo
Leonard Choo

*walks into Apple Store with a caliper*

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DragonSlayer3.14159
DragonSlayer3.14159

But do you really expect better from apple?

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Jabedits
Jabedits

was about to by a mac but i guess i wont buy it, thank you for saving me

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Ashok Shenoy
Ashok Shenoy

Oh no....now apple will release a "anti-OCD" model for double the price

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Extra Mental
Extra Mental

Its even larger at the headphone port, they are consistent

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Chain Fire
Chain Fire

Jeez, has this man never heard of factory’s aren’t perfect. Companies have acceptable amounts of wiggle room for there products, if the difference is an inch that would be an issue.

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Andi Muh Nur Ichsan
Andi Muh Nur Ichsan

when everyone already reviewed it and u left with no idea

Vor 2 Monate
DimitriTV
DimitriTV

This shit was beyond hilarious

Vor Monat
Viacheslav Romanov
Viacheslav Romanov

After this video I’m considering to skip this model 😂

Vor 2 Monate
FlyingSurprise
FlyingSurprise

You don't need to use all those ports at once Apple decided for you.

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Ninja
Ninja

Just another “lets pay Apple tax just to find things to complain about”. I call them Crab Apples.

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Vegeta's RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta's RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Especially when you spent 1k+ more than you should for their overrated products 😂

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Guru Gamer
Guru Gamer

Which spec is your m1 max? Ram ssd?

Vor 2 Monate
Chase the Summit
Chase the Summit

I bet the center to center distance is the same 👀

Vor 2 Monate
Amit Kengale
Amit Kengale

Fun fact:you won't care about such things untill you have 2 same products 😂

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Alex Ziskind
Alex Ziskind

😂

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Sardar Khalsa
Sardar Khalsa

Won’t it be different because the ports are round?

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Artem Panfilov
Artem Panfilov

It's so hard to live with mental disorder :) When I am coding the UI it's pissing me off as well... so yeah apple wat the actual ...

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Rob's EDC
Rob's EDC

You'd like a macbook that has all the dimensions on nominal value?😅

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Kronaz Music
Kronaz Music

ugh! the big port isn't spaced equally! unusable! smhhh

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KEEVVY
KEEVVY

Even on air the ports are to close they made that so you can’t add 2 usb-a sticks with adapters

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Ashish Kumar Belladhi
Ashish Kumar Belladhi

😂 Is this how we check iMac?🤣

Vor 2 Monate
Tejus Markelis
Tejus Markelis

Ah yes it's 0.1 mm different now it's use less. It's like looking at a piece of wood and the saying the lines aren't perfect

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Rock Steady
Rock Steady

My Maxed out 16” is coming on Tuesday .. Based on this evidence I will be returning it unopened 🤣

Vor 2 Monate
Alex Ziskind
Alex Ziskind

😂

Vor 2 Monate
your big fan
your big fan

Oh, i thought hes gonna cause the short circuit between 2 ports

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BigBro Bluesman
BigBro Bluesman

That was the funniest shit I've seen all day I don't know why but it was so fucking funny

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Lotus
Lotus

Expecting better from Apple, lol

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A n A n D u T h A m P i
A n A n D u T h A m P i

Designer : .. Apple : you are fired

Vor 2 Monate
Beedo Hassan
Beedo Hassan

Unbelievable, lol 😂

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chipotleman
chipotleman

Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

Vor 2 Monate
Tom Gates
Tom Gates

Form fits function, and position of components inside the case on the circuit board.

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Captain Rex
Captain Rex

I expect 1,000,450 between ports

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yeet-mc-yeeterson
yeet-mc-yeeterson

See that was your first mistake you expected anything from Apple

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Arinjay Bhattacharya
Arinjay Bhattacharya

I also expected someone with calipers to not call 6.74 "six point seventy four"

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Alex Ziskind
Alex Ziskind

@Arinjay Bhattacharya if they are digits 🤔

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Arinjay Bhattacharya
Arinjay Bhattacharya

@Alex Ziskind digits after the decimal are pronounced per digit because 0.74 is not point seventy four it's seven tenths 4 hundredths.

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Alex Ziskind
Alex Ziskind

It’s actually “6.74” in quotes. :)

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Raul Ramos Ariste
Raul Ramos Ariste

Thats for ruining the usb-c hubs unusable and forcing you to buy another one (there are ones designed for macbooks with 2 usb c males). Just Apple being Apple, it doesnt surprise me...

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Olabiran Joshua
Olabiran Joshua

How on earth did you observe this? 🤣🤣😂😂😂

Vor 2 Monate
Athip
Athip

It not same three port ?

Vor 2 Monate
IronTom
IronTom

If you work with dimensions you see shit like this. Usually I am able to figure out if something is off from vertical 1mm over 5cm, practice makes perfect.

Vor 2 Monate
Richard Albury
Richard Albury

Not to mention the color mismatch between case and charger. 🤷‍♂️

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Brad Dilley
Brad Dilley

Thats your problem expecting good things from apple

Vor 2 Monate
Mortem
Mortem

Apple users just trying to find reasons to complain about their expensive tech

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Martin Giroux
Martin Giroux

Oh, Thanks! That's going to drive me crazy now.

Vor 2 Monate
iKingRPG
iKingRPG

It probably has to do with the internals

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Katiku J.
Katiku J.

Thats a fresh perspective though. U hv earned my sub n like.

Vor 2 Monate

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