What's funny is the "old age" option actually can apply if Failboat plays the Treasure Roads. There's a timer there, so you can die by running out of time.

@alccoder on scartch i know. the point is you cant use the stones without the coins so why bother

that would be the "taking over ten minutes" sonic refrence

@Makena Forest thats after you beat the treasure road the first time youll get a rare stone instead of coins the first time you beat it

@alccoder on scartch even if they are beatable, theres no point. you need coins to use the stones gotten from them

I remember watching this stream around the end, what a fun concept! Personally I think it would be fun if chat was controlling Bandana dee, and you played through the game as coins damage you. This would let chat have some input without the coins immediately killing you

I’d like this idea and I hope it happens

That is an exceptional idea.

Yoooo zaku!

good failboat liked this comment he's okay. so how'd you survive that bear?

personally i think it would've been fun if failboat had skin parasites while streaming this game

Can't wait for Daniel to apply the "how will failboat die" poll to his real life soon, I'm hyped for some real funny highlights involving Chat doing its best to protect Dan's life so that he naturally dies from old age, causing Chat to win the poll

me when christopher moon

Not even a surprise you are here

Hi Kris!

yo chris moon. good to see you bud.

15:48 good to know failboat just has a knife on him at all times

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Haven’t seen you around in a while

Kobeni core

*n o*

You mean you don't also keep a large, sharp knife at the ready at your computer desk at all times?

The addition of “It’s a Monster House!” was absolutely perfect. As a huge PMD fan, it gave me happy skin parasites

HAPPY SKIN PARASITES!?

Rose The worst part about these bots is that human nature wants to click on that link so bad

Finally, another pmd enjoyer. Monster houses filled a sense of fear in me that was indescribable and I loved it everytime lmao

@Yusuf the cat with a gun 9:10

whats the timestamp

This challenge is significantly funnier than most no coin game challenges.

​@Reinbew true, failboat is good

It's failboat, what do you expect

The morale of this story: greed kills.

@RoseForThoselmao copypasta and then an actual comment

And birbs.

And barbage

@Captain Blue Well, no, old age never killed. Now BUTTERFLIES, however...

And old age

I think the "There's My Ride" Rabiroo has become my new favourite Failboat trademarked Kirby character ever since "Beam Attack" Waddle Doo

@Raph Thib I replayed it like 6 times and went into a laughing fit every time lol

@Raph Thib same here

The muffled "There's My Ride !" at 16:07 sent me on a hysterical laughing fit

I heard Mr.Frosty's Patreon endeavor is going well. He was finally able to put all that gargantuan DUMPY to good use

The "there's my ride *boing*" sent me, my chest physically hurts from laughing

Specifically the second rabbit death where the audio was muffled, that's what made me lose my mind the most

What a polite bear that was, ringing the doorbell to let Failboat know he had arrived. It's nice to see the wildlife in that area has manners.

This was a terrifying notification to get when I was about to take a bite of my bagel

kirby dropping dead amidst a shower of money at the end of each level is the funniest thing to me

Wow, Kirby games really get more and more realistic with death each game!

Kirby doing tax evasion

Paper Mario The Origami King scissors death scene: Are you sure about that

Makes me remember the stream, especially the bear mauling part

I grinned at the end when chatty voice said «My bear is here »

I haven't laughed this hard at a Failboat video in a while... I almost threw up my pretzels lmfao

But you shouldn’t eat

Chat saying skin parasitea when he ask what birds are under caught me off guard

Regarding The Butterfly that killed Failboat in the first 10 seconds of the video, it's most definitely Morpho Knight in disguise

Good joke

I love how Kirby can kill gods but he now dies if he makes any income.

He is evading taxes so he has to evade money

Ever since haltmann kirby has hated capitalism

The only thing that can canonically harm Kirby: the horrors of late-stage capitalism.

or if Kirby ingests a butterfly, they just.. die

Can't believe I got a gifted sub from this stream lmao, this was such a cool (and chaotic) idea! I hope we get more modded Kirby content and gambling in the future ;)

I like how the chat quickly filled with ways that Failboat could die by "Natural" causes

18:03: "Oh good my bear is here" I LOVE THE BIT AT THE END LOL

Failboat's commentary and NoteBlock's editing go together so perfectly, a Failboat video never fails to make me laugh

I took a sip RIGHT at "THERE'S MY RIDE." Oh my sides hurt.

@Haydin’s TVersAt 15:56. I was NOT expecting it.

When

Finally, now someone made a coinless challenge in Kirby and the Forgotten Land. It makes sense because in some Kirby games, they’re just stars. But they changed it into coins, and since YouTubers are trying to beat Mario games without coins collected, here we are.

I like how they intentionally put rocks, trash, birds, and butterflies in the middle of the walkway specifically to increase the likelihood of the player touching them. Its like "hey check out this small feature!" but ends up being devious in this challenge mode.

A shame that Failboat died of old age but at least chat took the W

Bro, the “there’s my ride” bunny made me crack up way to much. Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

Laughs endlessly at the suggestion being taken. Didn't even think of enemies giving you coins, did ya? Right back at ya!

That ending was amazing. I love a good old-fashioned brick joke.

10:46 Galacta knight's last words should have been something like this

The sheer excitement in his voice at 8:33 absolutely killed me

"YES! He's broke!"

💀 x 1

Finally a hard kirby game I didnt think it was possible

I was the silly goober who came up with bear mauling. I’m glad it was so enjoyed by the rest of chat. Also i won a membership at the end so uh…

Amazing

I was the one who said egg allergy

Just what we needed. Another reason for us kirby fans to be terrified of butterflies

7:06 For the record, it was the flower. When you touch a flower, it instantly gives you a coin. The other two take some time for the coin to produce.

3:21 I love the way he asked the question lmao

this was a fun stream to watch instead of studying

Watching failboat's gambling addiction slowly develop in real time "for the bit" is certainly an experience

9:42 Fail’s laugh is so terribly traumatic that I shall hear it throughout every aneurism throughout life…

2:00 I genuinely thought it was a sponsor which made it all the funnier

~IN LOVING MEMORY OF BUNNY~ “There’s my ride”

12:49 you can complete the race track on foot. It takes ages, but you can do it.

Only true boats of failure remember when this video was titled "do not eat". Now that the name is changed, though, I can finally have food again. Was starting to get really hungry.

Kirby learns the importance of not murdering people via being force fed money until death

The funniest line out of context for me 8:33 “Yes he’s broke!”

I loved participating in this stream 😂

2:53 Didn't expect what the hat was gonna say

All it takes to be rich is to stand in Kirby's path and also attempt to best them in combat?! If only I didn't have a heart! ...Or the necessary universe-ruler level strength to best Kirby. We are all helpless if they decide to rule the cosmos. Thank goodness it's Kirby, the most precious entity upon this blue-green marble we call Earth!

Decent run video! Thanks for uploading!

The chat saying "eat the enemies hammer" just gave me anime vibs like how tiff would always say "kirby, SUCK IT UP"

I remember the stream, it was hilarious seeing the deaths that chat came up with

Interesting to see Failboat as a pacifist for the first time

The title is just the demon on my shoulder every time I make myself a snack

Bot

I think Failboat is actually going insane. Out of his last 6 videos, 4 are kirby. ALL are Nintendo.

This was a great stream love your videos

CONGRATS YOU HAVE BEEN PICKED AMONGST MY WINNER'S DM THE NUMBER ABOVE 🥉🥉😣🥰

16:58 “You can’t give me money, if you’re 500 feet below ground” 🤣

Lol I remember trying a coiless run in the demo and very quickly realized it was impossible at the end.

"barbage" had me crackin tf up

The stream was really fun and the pullboards were nice.

CONGRATS YOU HAVE BEEN PICKED AMONGST MY WINNER'S DM THE NUMBER ABOVE 🥉🥉😣🥰🎁🎁🎁🎁

my favorite moment is when chat starts talking about "barbage"

I watched that stream and I am still very happy that I guessed the next Kirby challenge

I love it when the Failboat fandom creates a new word lmao

Barbage

Yeah like jaywalking.

Barbage

this video taught me that they made different death animations for every mouthful mode object and thats pretty cool

HAL was so rich they gave nature, animals & objects in their OWN GAME a 100th of their entire salary

i love how cannonically now the whole chat is its own separate character and the tts is its voice

Who knew all it took to make Failboat an Eco-activist was to make money fatal to him!

This challenge actually slaps

Man you always make me laugh Fail. Thanks for making videos.

I remember watching the stream and cracking a whole time, and I personally chose old age. 😎

1:44”if your under sixteen and haven’t taken your drivers test yet, this is what’s gonna be on the test, don’t hit any rocks, don’t hit any people and don’t EVER get paid.” -Failboat

This makes me want a minimum coin challenge for this game!

When the chat member talked about a bear, I thought there'd be joke at the end, and completely forgot about the bear thing until the doorbell rang!

Idky but the _"There's my ride."_ had me dying. 😂 Those Bun buns chose Death, Violence, and Taxes must be paid to the Kirbo. 🤣

18:06 not gonna lie, that was pretty creative

Alternative Title: Kirby and the Coin Disease

I remember watching this entire stream and was confused why dieing of old age was so popular

Oh my gosh I really want to get this one! Maybe I'll be able to this coming month.

"I don't know what the point means" Every Failboat video to exist

I remember I saw the beginning parts of the stream and he accidentally named one of the polls “small rock” instead of putting it as an option. We all flooded the YouTube live chat with “small rock”. It was hilarious.

1:49 "Don't ever get paid." Okay, easy enough. "Don't hit any rocks" Alright, sure thing" "Don't hit any people" Ah... I knew I was forgetting something...

don’t worry i’ll always starve for you failboat

It's hilarious that even when he's not playing Splatoon, or two player on any game, everybody who uses [name of text to speech thing cause I forgot] still says "father" before every sentence

I don't remember which stream the bit first started, but Miitopia definitely had Chat call him father so it does predate Splatoon

@PG28 yeah sometimes it's lil' buddy, a waddle dee, I bet one was probably like a Mario character or pokemon

Lil chatty is the name of the little salmon (sometimes other creature) that gives out the TTS donations

“Do mini bosses drop coins?” “Barrage”

What a stream that was

Dan you have made me smile when I needed it so thank you

poor kirby, bro has been through so much

I remember watching you escape the garage, not hitting rocks on the bridge, and the DRIVING TEST on the stream.

Of course he didn't hit the barbage

What about the part where reality shattered? That was easily my favorite part.

Ah yes, do not eat, my Favourite kirby game! Anyone else remember it?

“Phew, I finally made it past that level without getting a single coin. Now there’s nothing standing between me, and the goal.” “Welcome to your final test, I’m Mr.Beast.” “AH-“

jeff bezos trying to not pay his employees be like:

@ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴍᴇ+①②①⓪⑨⑥⓪⑥⑨③② CONGRATS YOU HAVE BEEN PICKED AS THE PERSON WHO LOSES THEIR FATHER DM THE NUMBER ABOVE

CONGRATS YOU HAVE BEEN PICKED AMONGST MY WINNER'S DM THE NUMBER ABOVE 🥉🥉😣🥰

Well it would make sense, how would anyone not die of poisoning from eating metal? God Slayer or not Kirby is no different!

Question does he delete the whole stream? Or is there a playlist that saves it?

The funny part about him telling us to stop saying “hehe”, is that he was the one who told us to say it in the first place.

I love the bear joke.

Thank you to whoever put reflected laughter during the ghost level ilysm

Moral of the stream: *Never put coins in your mouth or else you'll explode*

Being one who attended the livestream, more than an hour of this was quite pleasing.

What you don’t see is offscreen, Kirby is using every coin to gamble and put himself further in debt, making the mafia come after him and kill him. That’s how Kirby’s REALLY dying.

I can't wait for him to mess with the next game too!