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"Hey baby, da fuck you doin out here it's 3 am!" Sellin weed nigga damn

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He has to be the sexiest guy in the universe please marry me Dave Chappell... XOXO Sabrina Darnell SYLVIA...

Hey baby stop selling weed uhve whole lyf ahed e - ehh fck u nigga ihve kids to feed ... I laugh like never before

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 am dead...

I really exist you seen the relapse boi 👀👀👀👀

😂🤣😂

To Nicole - "Bitch , you tryin to get both of us killed ? " Hilarious !

Play this at least once a month it’s just too good

Dave Chapelle was a better dresser on the Chapelle Show. He needs to get his wardrobe person back.

Dave has been abused through contract law while he was younger,there should be a law for contract exploitation, or contract misrepresentation and no benefit whatsoever to the talent making it,love you Dave from Sydney AUSTRALIA

"Fuck you nigga i got kids to feed" bruh

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seems there is two thousand comedians so far that didn't make it..

The real show is behind the curtains

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He didn't have his penis removed yet I don't think

Spread the lips awe so sick...

We all chillin n shit

Dave is a genius

Dave is funny, a good guy. Relies too heavily on racist humor.

The only thing that told me for certain the couple you described wasn't my father and his new wife was she was pregnant lol

My dad's Sicilian and chill, she's Philippina and uh not lol

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Old Dave and new Dave are different not same man

Ah Lurves me mah Dave C! x M

Lets sprinkle some crack on him and get the hell outta here

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the amount of ads on this is wild... love the content tho

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JUICY SMOOYAY FUNNIEST EVER

He was chinese ,why is he talking like that😂

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Never understood how someone could get offended by a joke. Either these people have been sheltered, or they're weak, or unintelligent.

He is the funniest

"Chinese people don't buy DVD's".... LMFAO 🤣

No matter what you say or think this happened

I'm not playing fair im the one paying gotta push it to the limit

gold

The original Dave Chappelle was amazing! I'm not a huge fan of the clone the Illuminati replaced him with. He's totally different.

Right? I agree

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Converting to islam is the biggest joke Chappelle ever pulled. Unfortunately, it wasn't very funny.

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Literally been a fan from the beginning. Never disappoints. GOAT

his delivery of jokes is amazing, notice how he says he was the only black guy on the plane, then he corrects himself, it makes it sound as if he’s actually telling a story and not a pre-written joke

i liked your comment but then i saw that you copied the one directly below yours

why didn't u name the 7th joke?

YOUR THE BEST DAVE . FUCK THE NETWORK THAT REFUSES TO PAY YOU !

dave: GOTCHA BITCH!

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Dave.is.the.shit.

It took me about 30 seconds to realize Charles Edward Cheese is Chuck E. Cheese 😂😂😂😂😂

He's such a brilliant comedian!! ♡

Who are these people that clicked "thumbs down"? What planet do they come from?

"SURPRISE, BITCH! I'LL SEE YA AT THANKSGIVIN'!" Fucking hell 😂😂😂

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"Hello, we have 5 black...hello?" Would have been even funnier if he had followed it up by saying, "Maybe we should have called the Black House instead."

Maybe when I wake up tomorrow I'll think I'm a squirrel, will that be ok. But now when I go to work where would I pee, lol ANY QUESTIONS LOOK DOWNSTAIRS YOU IDIOT.

Dave is beyond funny.

“Wasn’t you supposed to die in two weeks!” 😂😂😂😭😭

Audience is mostly white. LOL

Nope he wasn't at a project , he was at a trap. AKA a crack house.

Were you that baby selling weed ?

Dave Chapelle that dudes dude holmes! Comedy at its finest!

This dude should no longer have a career! If we are talking about racism the way we are now days then it should include him too!! He is a racist to the core and if anyone disagrees, I will call them a hypocrite bc at the end of the day, he made a career for being a racist racist person...racist people of all colors needs to stop what they are yelling bc it’s time we become colorblind and unite as a country!! 🇺🇸

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I'm a straight white male and I like Dave Chapelle.

That last joke had me dyinggggg😂😂😂

Dave Chappelle is my all time favorite. He is so freaking funny that you just love him...

The crackie jokes are so relatable in Logan qld hahaha

Yessssss thank you this country is full of Bitches!!!!!!

" The old baby on the corner trick" all time favorite joke of DC!!!!

Best one wasn't on here. How they came up with the work nlg@

10:25 - That 'Jurassic Park' bit always has me rolling.

How his voice drop 3 octaves

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If TJ lied Fuck him to

The subtitles are on crack

The GOAT. . . . . . . . .

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I wish I could listen to the black hostages joke for the first time again. I cried for like 5 minutes on the floor rolling

Actually in regards to Sesame Street and Oscar, a thought just dawned on me; they have us hating on the poor and unfortunate ever since we are kids. They have us think socialism is bad, and that someone is living in a trashcan because of their own doing. No one ever stops to ask Oscar why he’s living in a trashcan or if he needs any help, or food. They never stop to think maybe Oscar is grouchy because he lives in a trashcan which is why he has mental issues and an antisocial personality? They socially condition us since childhood.

@Endeavor Really? Why? Most people have no idea of true socialism.

Socialism is bad though

"Hey baby...go home it's 3 o'clock in the morning, WTF are you doing up?".....I'm selling weed. HAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST JOKE STORY OF ALL TIMES

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5-6 minutes reminds me of a Jay Leno tonite show thing from backInTheDay🎥 What happens to all Michael Jackson's friends? You know, all those little kids around him? They NEVER get OLDER - What happens, do they RETIRE ? It got laughs.

Whheeere is, JA?

I saw there were 1,800 thumbs down. Who the hell would thumbs down the funniest comedian on the planet.

Same thing I tell my boss " Fuck you nigga, I got kids to feed. " She laughs at me. Best boss ever!

Mad funny

Never get old!!!!

"Surprise bytch...see u on Thanksgiving!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

THE MICHEAL JACKSON BIT LMAOOOOO

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"...add me Jah Rule...."

Where is Michael Jackson during covid?

Whole country has turned into what?!?!? I concur...