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A good plot ang great casts what make a movie the best!
Maybe the real Oscar Movie was the friends we made along the way.
Come to this because of 1917...
Here's the story line I can muster according to the imagery seen: -Jeremiah Featherston was a veteran of the Great War and spent years in the trenches of France. He grew up in rural Georgia, raised in the Status-Quo of the segregationist life that "White people are the superior people" mentality. As he grew into adulthood, he felt the American government wasn't pushing his nation to help fight the Germans so he joined to help the war effort by joining the Royal Canadian Army in 1915. He was badly wounded when Canadian forces captured Vimy Ridge and when a German officer, armed with his Mauser 1917 model, attempted to shoot Jeremiah, but was saved by a fellow soldier shooting the German officer dead. Jeremiah managed to take the Mauser with him and kept it as a souvenir while being taken to a field hospital where he met Joslyn Ginzburg, a nurse who just arrived from a Catholic Mission in Africa to help assist the wounded Allied soldiers, while healing Jeremiah and Joslyn fell in love and married after the war ended. -Jeremiah and Joslyn moved to Berlin, Germany during the turbulent Wiemar Republic as Joslyn revealed that she had family in Germany before the war, but was disowned and given up by her parents to the Catholic Church to serve as a nun. She left the Church and volunteered to be a nurse for the war, but then her parents died in 1919 and her brothers died fighting on the Eastern Front. She was the only sole heir so naturally they both moved in. -Life was not blissful for the new couple for Jeremiah would often have nightmares and horrible memories from the trenches which would lead to violent outbursts He tried easing the pain with alcohol and then graduated to morphine. Joslyn would be the only breadwinner of the household as she tirelessly worked for a local hospital. Now Jeremiah was having conflicting feelings with his own sexuality as he discovered the newly blossoming nightlife in Berlin and discovered a nice fondness for the Cabaret Life in the sexual liberated homosexual scene it offered. Joslyn discovered Jeremiah's outings and in a fit of grief and anger, she shaved her head to ease her own stress. In the aftermath, she dons one of her mother's old wigs and forces herself to wear it until her hair grows back. -Then one night, angry political outbursts occur outside the hospital where Joslyn worked. The crowd was made up by angry ultra-nationalistic hooligans blaming Jews for the loss of the war. She walked past the crowd only to be pointed out because of her slightly disfigured nose calling it "Jew Nose" and then she is cornered. Another hooligan recognized her and called her by her last name "Ginzburg" and then the hooligans beat her to death all screaming "Stabbed in the back!". -After hearing the news, Jeremiah was devastated. Realizing how much he truly loved Joslyn and realized that this all fell apart after surviving the war then realizing that if only that German Officer had taken his life, Joslyn would be alive and he wouldn't be subjugated to suffering his horrible memories, his dependency to drugs & alcohol, coping with his own sexuality and now the woman he loves is now dead from acts of prejudice which seems to have still remained in his own mind. -Then he went into his closet, opened a chest containing his old uniform and wears it. Then he pulled out a metal box and sat next to the window. He looks out the window to see the rain and screams her name. Then he opens the metal box and pulls out the same Mauser the German officer used back in Vimy Ridge. Jeremiah says to himself looking at the same bullet that was meant for him "If only that officer had pulled the trigger. It's time to finish what he started." He loads the bullet and places the end of the barrel to the right of his temple and squeezed the trigger. ~FIN~
What if I actually went and made this movie?
How does joker have the majority of these scenes
REN-TV saying who this video will get an Oscar for showing all these tricks to get Oscar.
When is this coming to theaters?
That description has gotten outdated. Now the main requirement is to NOT be white
Dank Potatoes Aside from moonlight and 12 years. Most of the BP winners still have white People as the lead. But okey dokey.
Story:Flings on lights then gets dressed.Takes cocaine and vodka.Buys a Radioactive cross.Stares out of the video then screams and forgots how to scream and to toppit of he shoots himself. *10/10*
Can anyone unironically suggest me movies like this? Anyone
a gay racist lol
not to mention the review written about it like "Shocking twist of mystery."
22 - Method act
A gaycist, if you will
uh, no deep racial issues? you guys aren't even trying to win an oscar in 2019
Step 22 even though it's about race people of color should only be supporting characters.
And the Winner for Best Picture goes to:
Quentin Tarantino goes to this for inspiration.
The also forgot spending a shit load of money for advertising
Also, long takes. Got to have that Best Cinematography award somehow!
What's the songs name?
You forgot diversity and fighting racism.
Steps to a good selling german production: 1. Nazis 2. Look at Step 1
"I was a racist, a gay racist"
Forgot it has to be boring as shit
Let's not forget those little olive branch logos saying "Sundance" or whatchamacallit in promotional trailers and posters.
Where did you get that pistol.
what was that song?
now it needs to have a black gay/trans/lesbian character
You forgot southern accent
This video deserves Oscar.
1:10 John Cen—
American gay racist -british WWI uniform -german pistol (hmmm)
if he is american why does he have a mauser a german WWII pistol in 1921?
this was actually really well made
Eh, the book was better
Adam ruins collage humor
MeK it ABouT a waerrrr
Honestly the part where he started screaming hit hard
You forgot 'Shot in black and white'
Now make him black and make him a her.
He shot himself but the blood came from the bottom of the screen tf
Hahahaha lmfao.. 😂😂😂😂
what if it actually won an oscar lol
Or be rich
It's even easier now. All you need is some leftist ideology like a non-binary world and you get the oscar. Or maybe a movie about black people *cough* *cough* Black Panther.
There is only one step in making an Oscar movie Step 1: *Make an Oscar Movie*
*Instructions unclear:* head stuck in toaster
This deserves a Oscar
A gay racist oh hey is that the new book from Milo whatshislastname
Very fucking good!
Some things never change
And each and every single one of the oscars goes to... (drum roll) AMERICAN GAY RACIST!!!!!!
*J U S O L A* cuts to music and epilogue*