21 Steps to Making an Oscar Movie

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broken yolk yolk
broken yolk yolk

Step 1:gun Step 2: profits Step1.5:make it a video game.

Vor 6 Tage
/Ramydana
/Ramydana

Disney: i perfectly know how to win an oscar Collegehumor: hold my beer

Vor 16 Tage
Anshu Bhattarai
Anshu Bhattarai

This is indeed a beautiful movie.

Vor 21 Tag
Joseph Bleasdale
Joseph Bleasdale

JOCELY...

Vor 23 Tage
Nestor Enriquez
Nestor Enriquez

A good plot ang great casts what make a movie the best!

Vor Monat
Nife AB
Nife AB

brilliant

Vor Monat
D N S Funtech
D N S Funtech

Maybe the real Oscar Movie was the friends we made along the way.

Vor Monat
Gaming Knowledge
Gaming Knowledge

Come to this because of 1917...

Vor Monat
darksideof themoon
darksideof themoon

Here's the story line I can muster according to the imagery seen: -Jeremiah Featherston was a veteran of the Great War and spent years in the trenches of France. He grew up in rural Georgia, raised in the Status-Quo of the segregationist life that "White people are the superior people" mentality. As he grew into adulthood, he felt the American government wasn't pushing his nation to help fight the Germans so he joined to help the war effort by joining the Royal Canadian Army in 1915. He was badly wounded when Canadian forces captured Vimy Ridge and when a German officer, armed with his Mauser 1917 model, attempted to shoot Jeremiah, but was saved by a fellow soldier shooting the German officer dead. Jeremiah managed to take the Mauser with him and kept it as a souvenir while being taken to a field hospital where he met Joslyn Ginzburg, a nurse who just arrived from a Catholic Mission in Africa to help assist the wounded Allied soldiers, while healing Jeremiah and Joslyn fell in love and married after the war ended. -Jeremiah and Joslyn moved to Berlin, Germany during the turbulent Wiemar Republic as Joslyn revealed that she had family in Germany before the war, but was disowned and given up by her parents to the Catholic Church to serve as a nun. She left the Church and volunteered to be a nurse for the war, but then her parents died in 1919 and her brothers died fighting on the Eastern Front. She was the only sole heir so naturally they both moved in. -Life was not blissful for the new couple for Jeremiah would often have nightmares and horrible memories from the trenches which would lead to violent outbursts He tried easing the pain with alcohol and then graduated to morphine. Joslyn would be the only breadwinner of the household as she tirelessly worked for a local hospital. Now Jeremiah was having conflicting feelings with his own sexuality as he discovered the newly blossoming nightlife in Berlin and discovered a nice fondness for the Cabaret Life in the sexual liberated homosexual scene it offered. Joslyn discovered Jeremiah's outings and in a fit of grief and anger, she shaved her head to ease her own stress. In the aftermath, she dons one of her mother's old wigs and forces herself to wear it until her hair grows back. -Then one night, angry political outbursts occur outside the hospital where Joslyn worked. The crowd was made up by angry ultra-nationalistic hooligans blaming Jews for the loss of the war. She walked past the crowd only to be pointed out because of her slightly disfigured nose calling it "Jew Nose" and then she is cornered. Another hooligan recognized her and called her by her last name "Ginzburg" and then the hooligans beat her to death all screaming "Stabbed in the back!". -After hearing the news, Jeremiah was devastated. Realizing how much he truly loved Joslyn and realized that this all fell apart after surviving the war then realizing that if only that German Officer had taken his life, Joslyn would be alive and he wouldn't be subjugated to suffering his horrible memories, his dependency to drugs & alcohol, coping with his own sexuality and now the woman he loves is now dead from acts of prejudice which seems to have still remained in his own mind. -Then he went into his closet, opened a chest containing his old uniform and wears it. Then he pulled out a metal box and sat next to the window. He looks out the window to see the rain and screams her name. Then he opens the metal box and pulls out the same Mauser the German officer used back in Vimy Ridge. Jeremiah says to himself looking at the same bullet that was meant for him "If only that officer had pulled the trigger. It's time to finish what he started." He loads the bullet and places the end of the barrel to the right of his temple and squeezed the trigger. ~FIN~

Vor 2 Monate
Luca Ippoliti
Luca Ippoliti

What if I actually went and made this movie?

Vor 2 Monate
Noah Slepcevic
Noah Slepcevic

How does joker have the majority of these scenes

Vor 3 Monate
TheArtemiy 31
TheArtemiy 31

REN-TV saying who this video will get an Oscar for showing all these tricks to get Oscar.

Vor 3 Monate
1337 h4x0r
1337 h4x0r

When is this coming to theaters?

Vor 4 Monate
Dank Potatoes
Dank Potatoes

That description has gotten outdated. Now the main requirement is to NOT be white

Vor 4 Monate
avi saks
avi saks

Dank Potatoes Aside from moonlight and 12 years. Most of the BP winners still have white People as the lead. But okey dokey.

Vor 2 Monate
CCCP
CCCP

Story:Flings on lights then gets dressed.Takes cocaine and vodka.Buys a Radioactive cross.Stares out of the video then screams and forgots how to scream and to toppit of he shoots himself. *10/10*

Vor 4 Monate
Nico Bellic
Nico Bellic

Can anyone unironically suggest me movies like this? Anyone

Vor 5 Monate
yang ji
yang ji

a gay racist lol

Vor 5 Monate
IAN DUCAO
IAN DUCAO

not to mention the review written about it like "Shocking twist of mystery."

Vor 5 Monate
journalsfromdavid
journalsfromdavid

22 - Method act

Vor 6 Monate
Sandedra
Sandedra

A gaycist, if you will

Vor 6 Monate
The Ark-Ham Sandwich
The Ark-Ham Sandwich

uh, no deep racial issues? you guys aren't even trying to win an oscar in 2019

Vor 7 Monate
PhilosopherWR
PhilosopherWR

Step 22 even though it's about race people of color should only be supporting characters.

Vor 7 Monate
Maria Lourdes Tampis
Maria Lourdes Tampis

Y\Lippi 9

Vor 8 Monate
Teag Brohman GDC
Teag Brohman GDC

And the Winner for Best Picture goes to:

Vor 9 Monate
Sillius Soddus
Sillius Soddus

Quentin Tarantino goes to this for inspiration.

Vor 9 Monate
Jeff Brehove
Jeff Brehove

The also forgot spending a shit load of money for advertising

Vor 9 Monate
Juhani Aho
Juhani Aho

Also, long takes. Got to have that Best Cinematography award somehow!

Vor 9 Monate
Arian Mansour
Arian Mansour

What's the songs name?

Vor 9 Monate
Mathias Voorhees
Mathias Voorhees

You forgot diversity and fighting racism.

Vor 9 Monate
Dãt Hàrłęÿ Qûįñń bîrdś øf pręÿ fãń
Dãt Hàrłęÿ Qûįñń bîrdś øf pręÿ fãń

2020???

Vor 9 Monate
Zelos
Zelos

Steps to a good selling german production: 1. Nazis 2. Look at Step 1

Vor 9 Monate
Fuck You Pamela Silva
Fuck You Pamela Silva

Yes!!!

Vor 10 Monate
Tangy Gaming
Tangy Gaming

"I was a racist, a gay racist"

Vor 10 Monate
B2S3
B2S3

Forgot it has to be boring as shit

Vor 10 Monate
John By'ron
John By'ron

Let's not forget those little olive branch logos saying "Sundance" or whatchamacallit in promotional trailers and posters.

Vor 10 Monate
Andreas Selzer
Andreas Selzer

Where did you get that pistol.

Vor 11 Monate
boopadeerious
boopadeerious

what was that song?

Vor 11 Monate
Juan Manuel OSTOJA BRAMBILLA
Juan Manuel OSTOJA BRAMBILLA

now it needs to have a black gay/trans/lesbian character

Vor 11 Monate
Dangbloodycrows
Dangbloodycrows

You forgot southern accent

Vor 11 Monate
Avekade
Avekade

This video deserves Oscar.

Vor 11 Monate
Christopher Fannings
Christopher Fannings

1:10 John Cen—

Vor 11 Monate
Benji The Lego Man
Benji The Lego Man

if he is american why does he have a mauser a german WWII pistol in 1921?

Vor 11 Monate
Scoops
Scoops

this was actually really well made

Vor year
justin ching
justin ching

Eh, the book was better

Vor year
Retarded Asian
Retarded Asian

Adam ruins collage humor

Vor year
Leon Erlandsson
Leon Erlandsson

MeK it ABouT a waerrrr

Vor year
Curiously condescending Cornchip
Curiously condescending Cornchip

Honestly the part where he started screaming hit hard

Vor year
Amar Muammar
Amar Muammar

You forgot 'Shot in black and white'

Vor year
J W.C.
J W.C.

Now make him black and make him a her.

Vor year
evetrix
evetrix

He shot himself but the blood came from the bottom of the screen tf

Vor year
Your Everything Channel
Your Everything Channel

Hahahaha lmfao.. 😂😂😂😂

Vor year
StudioACE // Childrenbestbeware
StudioACE // Childrenbestbeware

what if it actually won an oscar lol

Vor year
Andranik Shakaryan
Andranik Shakaryan

Or be rich

Vor year
Desmond Wong
Desmond Wong

It's even easier now. All you need is some leftist ideology like a non-binary world and you get the oscar. Or maybe a movie about black people *cough* *cough* Black Panther.

Vor year
Jainen Kaufmann
Jainen Kaufmann

Beautiful.

Vor year
The Group
The Group

There is only one step in making an Oscar movie Step 1: *Make an Oscar Movie*

Vor year
Ask Master
Ask Master

*Instructions unclear:* head stuck in toaster

Vor year
Ripknotvader on ps4
Ripknotvader on ps4

This deserves a Oscar

Vor year
Giancarlo Jimenz Montalban
Giancarlo Jimenz Montalban

A gay racist oh hey is that the new book from Milo whatshislastname

Vor year
Jordy 229
Jordy 229

Very fucking good!

Vor year
Oceanman _
Oceanman _

Some things never change

Vor year
Axios
Axios

And each and every single one of the oscars goes to... (drum roll) AMERICAN GAY RACIST!!!!!!

Vor year
[Tommy Aguirre]
[Tommy Aguirre]

*J U S O L A* cuts to music and epilogue*

Vor year
Meteorite 11
Meteorite 11

2:07 *and a wig*

Vor year
Jeffrey Lebowski
Jeffrey Lebowski

hold up, House M.D. had at least 12 of these, but still was a masterpiece. right? right??

Vor year
J Dob
J Dob

You need to read the book, it's much better.

Vor year
BronzeJourney
BronzeJourney

0:50 My exact reation to ANY woman who decides to shave her head.

Vor year
Iraq
Iraq

Oh I see .....

Vor year
Void Gaming
Void Gaming

Did Adam Sandlers movie "Click" do this?

Vor year
Cancer Police
Cancer Police

"This film was a true masterpiece. People who thought it was boring are just too unintelligent to understand the deep messages OBVIOUSLY put in by the filmmakers. They just don't understand that films can only be enjoyed if every single frame is analysed and it is watched 27 times. Also I have 400 IQ and could have gone to Harvard if it wasn't for the fact that I'm actually a moron and a terrible person" - that one fan

Vor year
Levi Shanes
Levi Shanes

I swear if they ever make a documentary about Philip Johnson they have to use this title. He was an interesting individual. Oh, how I hate him.

Vor year
M4A1
M4A1

What a depressing way to end a movie

Vor year
MMJ
MMJ

This deserves an Oscar.

Vor year
Taco Man
Taco Man

Step one: *leonardo*

Vor year
Nose Of Doggo
Nose Of Doggo

Thanks! Now I can get out of the gutter and get one bajillion dollars

Vor year
Arn Farstad
Arn Farstad

I mean, I would watch a 2 hour version of this

Vor year
Chief Bill
Chief Bill

And this year's Oscar winner for best cinematography is...*_-The American Gay Racist-_*

Vor year
Christopher Albanese
Christopher Albanese

Read the description

Vor year
Shiloh
Shiloh

I counted 22 steps ...

Vor year
Meid
Meid

Didn‘t know that so many great videos ( like this one) I watched back than where from college humor 😂

Vor year

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