2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer | Ep. 04

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    Between Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, who do you think has dated a more "diverse" group of people? This brings both Bears to share intimate stories about their wives. Who would you pick for Tom and Bert's second wives? Both have somewhat of an idea and we even hear about Bert's "coma fantasy." We brush on tentacles, Down-Blousing and Bert as a Politician? It's all inside The Cave!
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fancyscientician
fancyscientician

Ok. I am just catching up on these because I am slow but this is the funniest podcast ever made.

Vor 57 Minuten
dylan sarver
dylan sarver

Yang!

Vor 3 Stunden
Ataraxia F
Ataraxia F

this is sooo funny! keep it up!

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vHectiKv
vHectiKv

What an angry leprechaun?

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The Solid Creative
The Solid Creative

it's really cool they're making podcasts for dogs now

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erick b
erick b

MORE 2B1C EPISODES

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Terry Beveridge
Terry Beveridge

TOM: YOU WANT CHIPS BERT: NO ME: WAITING FOR THAT AMAZINGINGLY HOT CHIC TO WALK IN.......STILL WAITING........................................STILLLLLLL......WAITINGGGGG........ ---DUDE REACHES IN FROM OFF CAM---DUMPS BAGS ON DESK ME: SUPER DISSAPOINTED BERT: I CAN'T PASS ON CHEETOS

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Kailie Schellinger
Kailie Schellinger

Someone already said this, but i have to say it again. NEVER GET RID OF THE LAUGHING GUY IN THE BACKGROUND!!

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Life Of Lucifer
Life Of Lucifer

God damn Tom, you snicker and roll your eyes about hollow points like you know what they are. Your leftist retard is showing... Hollow points are necessary in home defense guns because the bullets are designed to open up and disintegrate upon impact, decreasing chance of it passing thru the assailant, or a wall, accidentally hitting an innocent victim. Secondary effect of hollow points are to cause maximum damage. Lee Ann is doing it right!

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Randolph Hall
Randolph Hall

I really thought Brent Lancaster was gonna stroke out on this one

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Rachel As She Paints
Rachel As She Paints

Bert sprung a leak.

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Sean O'Neil
Sean O'Neil

At 22 minutes in when Tom asked Burt how long he thought he was going to live it switched to commercial and a lady's voice responded "Life is short. Bla bla insurance" I lost it.

Vor 4 Tage
TheJamsh
TheJamsh

Kill it or Drill it fucking hell hahaha

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Aidan Barcliffe
Aidan Barcliffe

Post more content

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samh7771
samh7771

Bert talking about guns is so funny. Also, no one look up the tree accident aftermath. It’ll ruin your day for sure!!

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Collin Hasty
Collin Hasty

man what was that video

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Margaret Mosca
Margaret Mosca

Bert’s not really that fat but he’s nuts lol

Vor 5 Tage
Adam
Adam

It's the ultimate irony that they talk about fans having a great time until... Watched the tree trimming video. No longer having a great time :(

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Raving Biologist
Raving Biologist

Bert: "I cut down on my showering by 7/8s... I just go in the lake, that's my shower" Also Bert: "Nothing I do impresses Leanne" ....

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c bac
c bac

Bert runs Trumps twitter account

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jar w
jar w

Should get andrew yang on the podcast

Vor 8 Tage
Chimqanzee
Chimqanzee

Get Andrew Yang

Vor 8 Tage
evil titan73
evil titan73

Am I the only one that really wants to know you the comedian Bert whispers in Tom's ear is? I wanna know the story!!

Vor 8 Tage
Ken Clarke
Ken Clarke

Get Andrew Yang. He's your man.

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WoodHoods
WoodHoods

"It was a little cold and just thought he could use a Hoodie!" HA! So stoked you enjoyed your WoodHood! Sounds like your cock is THAT big, you might need the next size up in the Willy Massive ;)

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Asa Nichols
Asa Nichols

WHOS THE RAPIST OF COMEDY?

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Asa Nichols
Asa Nichols

You ever just slide your hand down the front of your pants because it feel warm and right? I wanna stress that this isn't for masturbation purposes. Anyway, I was doing just that and my roommate walked in and was like " shit , woah, burgers are done sorry bye" so this mother fucked thinks I'm in here BEATING MY FLOPPY SLOPPY COCKIE TO 2 BEARS 1 CAVE!!!! I didn't even feel like correcting him so yeah.

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Sted Nark
Sted Nark

“That’s not a shower........Ha Ha Ha You fucking maniac.”

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Andrew Jabear
Andrew Jabear

this is the best thing ive seen in months

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Dave Sanderson
Dave Sanderson

Bert doesn’t know how to laugh or breathe, or both while doing the other.

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Cowboy
Cowboy

What the fuck Bert you idiot Obama was that defense funding asshole. He blew up so many citoes

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Cowboy
Cowboy

And fuck kamalla Harris

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Shelly Belly
Shelly Belly

That's called intrusive thoughts and can be part of a mental health condition or not...

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jon williams
jon williams

Bert the girl you met is Australia is named lindz and her company is called woodhoods https://www.woodhoods.net/

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R Ehalt
R Ehalt

Every week, c’mon...

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Killian D
Killian D

Haha gun safety isn't a huge responsibility that should be taken seriously hahaha....

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ExodusOfSteel
ExodusOfSteel

Bert looking like fucking Alex Jones in this one!

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José Luis
José Luis

Honestly, I would never buy/consume any product advertised by Bert and Tom, is like, really? Owners of that company, was that the best option on your sight?

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ONE LOVE VIBE SHOW
ONE LOVE VIBE SHOW

I’m the candidate for you to have on

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Joshua Tree
Joshua Tree

what if they did a weight lifting challenge for sober october?

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wastedlady
wastedlady

laughed the whole way through. keep it up guys! much love.

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Profit ofDoom513
Profit ofDoom513

what happened to the tree trimming guy? i dont want to see it lol just wnna know

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Profit ofDoom513
Profit ofDoom513

@Tantan Pandabear i saw part of it but they cut it off before it got graphic. did the tree do the damage or did he do some weird maneuver and cut himself with the tree trimmer?

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Tantan Pandabear
Tantan Pandabear

Profit ofDoom513 It’s horrible. The guys face is a gaping, bloody mess of flesh with no distinguished features because he pretty much had no features anymore. There’s no way to describe how bad it was

Vor 11 Tage
Dustin Kunish
Dustin Kunish

If you skip to 1:00:00 for a hot 2 minutes you think fuck these too are comedians there just talking about death the Tom throws a Jew joke in there and everything makes sense

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Jake Anderson
Jake Anderson

"That's a real smile." Bert lit up unfortunately lol

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DCMA247
DCMA247

@ BERT GET YOUR ASS TO THE CASINO IN NEW BRUNSWICK CANADA!

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3LFM4N
3LFM4N

I feel like these are Bert's therapy sessions.. Where Tom and Bert are good friends and Tom, being a therapist, suggests Bert tries it. Bert says that's a great idea, I'll see you once a week? Tom initially refuses as they know eachother... thinks about it, then agrees. Tries his best just to listen but it always ends up in conversation lol

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MrMauiwowy
MrMauiwowy

Jeez his high pitched voice.

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Caleb Aiken
Caleb Aiken

Is the laughing real?

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PowWowChicken
PowWowChicken

Welcome to your dads house 😆

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Foil Hattiest
Foil Hattiest

I love that "russian roulette gun" comes more naturally to mind for him than "revolver".

Vor 13 Tage
Gtrfan
Gtrfan

You guys have no clue, Kamala is not black and can't compete with him on stage...get real.

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Natie Craddock
Natie Craddock

Can we try to get the name of the rapey comic???? Im fucking curious

Vor 13 Tage
Chris Yeomans
Chris Yeomans

Just like the gays

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Strika1184
Strika1184

37:15 The implications

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Eric Wertz
Eric Wertz

If I ever hear Bart Chrysler squeal like that again, it's over between us.

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John Hutchinson
John Hutchinson

One of the most annoying laughs of all time n why talk like a 12 year old girl at a Bieber concert while ur laughing terrible I don't comment on God's because it's pointless but hopefully Bert sees this and makes a effort to stop

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edt089
edt089

Kreischer gets unbearable. The high pitched voice and fake laugh are fucking terribly unfunny.

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Robin Hinote
Robin Hinote

3 minutes in and fuckin bert is squealing like a stuck pig...

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Pretend
Pretend

this episode got DARK 😂 I loved it

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Rangus
Rangus

I’m so high I just sat down and saw a tree in Bert stomach

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Noah Woods
Noah Woods

you guys are talking about 6'1 big dick energy like being 6'1 is massive but im 6'2 and 14 years old and i dont think im that tall. how tall are you guys?

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