*"wait why is the a lighting ball going after me help!"*

I made my parents have a miss carage and then i was born

Darn I have those bumps all over my arms and I might fjt be allergic to gluten lmao

The baseball caught me off guard💀💀

"Animal Buttholes To Eat them" "... Dirty Mind? ..."

Ririririri

When blue and green dot... Dnf-

Me who’s allergic to gluten and doesn’t get them:🤨

damn im so scard 🤠

“His name’s Michael Craven” Literally me: “HeLlo EvErYbOdY mY nAmEs EvAn D. cRaVen”

SAL-MON?!

Ririririri

The people who made the last one just watched cw the flash and said: Let’s make meta humans

We would be fit enough to join the army back then

Damn i got jumpscared

Same

That spider made me get a very high heart rate

Tom cruise marries and divorces a 22 year old😳

I can't see the celebrities once I look at the +

Riririrrir

*imagine if you date a robot 💀*

pepsi's warship story not true

OWWWWW THAT WOULD BURN SO BAD if your bladder is filling in your gallbladder u cut off hot dog OWCH

I don’t want a coffin, I want a comfortable hole bye

“Is that your third leg or are you just excited to see me?”

Kepler 16b should be named Tatooine

What does it mean when I got ADHD

The first one is how I fly. As a green pig

Pin before it blows up

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