I wish kevin hart is here!

They cooked my noodles

Leaving the house without the mask on and removing it outside before entering the building exposed Jimmy twice...

I don't like it when people insult President Trump by pointing out how ignorant he is, how illiterate he is, how uncomprehending of world affairs and how lacking in knowledge of science and of countries outside the USA he is, how lacking in self-awareness he is, how uncaring of others he is and what a embarrassment to the USA he is. I also don't like it when people use unscientific and inaccurate words like 'retard'. Donald Trump is no more retarded than any other narrow-minded bigot.

Ivanka for sure got paid promoting the product

p3do btch

I find it terrifying that everyone in the comment section is getting their news and "truth" from late night talk shows and overtly biased left wing networks. I have watched every minute of every white house briefing, interview, conference, meeting etc....everything she just said is a lie or massive exaggeration.

THANK YOU

Jimmy fallon is a traitor. We Will prevail and drink all your tears in november ... TRUMP 2020 AND IVANKA 2024 😉

Love Jimmy

......... only in america, a maniac, an extremely dangerous psychopath, a rootless bastard sinister ugly dirty corrupted character of such obvious criminal traits, can become the president and can do what he has been doing ‼️ YET SHOULD NOT FORGET HE IS NOT REALLY DOING WORSE THAN THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENTS ...... they all are loyal servants to the greedy monster of US capitalism and INHUMAN PROFIT MOTIVES , feeding this monster, human blood, for centuries now‼️

Perfect eg of smart and Elegant woman! 💜

Disgusting. Jimmy fallon is a traitor piece of crap.

Usually one must wait years before applying the false revisionist history. We do it shamelessly in real time now and we expect to be lied to and we are supposed to pretend we believe it. The lack of a clapping seal audience and a laugh track really exposes how fraudulent this is.

Speak Spanish la canción mola pero tienes una voz de persona mayor nada que ver con tu edad por eso te sale natural la voz 🙄

James mcavoy is so handsome and a good man

Cuomo for president!

For the record: NY Governor Cuomo takes a bow after his deadly nursing home decision: Goodwin By Michael Goodwin June 20, 2020 | 11:10pm Gov. Andrew CuomoMatthew McDermott There is an old saying that if you don’t blow your own horn, there won’t be any music. Gov. Andrew Cuomo obviously is a believer, having ended his streak of 111 daily coronavirus briefings with another blast of praise for himself. From March 2 until Friday, he held forth in marathon appearances that boosted his political ratings. Early on he hit an incredible 87 percent approval in the state and an April poll found that 56 percent of national Democrats wanted to dump Joe Biden and make Cuomo the presidential nominee. That support reflected how skillfully the governor performed in front of the camera. He appeared to have command of the facts and used big graphics to demonstrate the flow of cases, hospitalizations and deaths. He repeated the federal mantra of “flatten the curve” to justify his historic shutdown of New York As time wore on, Cuomo got personal and used his mother, three daughters, CNN-anchor brother, late father and others as props. The off-topic detours, which included his method for cooking meatballs, grew weirdly indulgent, but still endeared him to viewers dubbed “Cuomosexuals.” But there’s another old saying that also applies here - appearances can be deceiving. In this case, they certainly were because the off-camera reality is that Cuomo’s management of the pandemic response was disastrous beyond measure. Thousands of New York’s elderly died likely because of his blunders - yet he heartlessly refuses to acknowledge a single mistake to grieving families. His biggest blunder was the infamous March 25 Department of Health order that required nursing homes and rehabilitation centers to admit COVID-19 patients being discharged from hospitals. It stands as one of the worst decisions in New York history because it condemned the most vulnerable to hellish deaths surrounded by strangers while no friends or relatives were allowed to visit. The order gave nursing homes no warning, no help and no way to reject contagious patients. To prevent discrimination, it even said the homes could not ask if the patients being forced on them had tested positive. Officially, New York says the coronavirus claimed 6,200 lives in nursing homes, or about 25 percent of the state total of nearly 25,000 fatalities, but the actual total is certainly higher. Some estimate that nursing home deaths are closer to 12,000. One reason for the gap is that many of those who died were never tested. Another is that officials changed counting methods in midstream. Residents who got sick in the homes but died in hospitals were initially counted with nursing home totals; later, their deaths were counted in hospital totals. Although the order was wreaking havoc behind closed doors, the general public was in the dark until The Post broke the story on April 21, and the governor has been attacking The Post ever since. That day, Albany reporter Bernadette Hogan asked about the order at the briefing. SEE ALSO  'Cuomosexuals' mourn end of Cuomo's daily coronavirus briefings “That’s a good question, I don’t know,” Cuomo said, turning to Dr. Howard Zucker, his health commissioner. Zucker assured the media that “the necessary precautions will be taken to protect the other residents” in nursing homes. That was the first of many lies Cuomo and his team would use in their efforts to duck responsibility and shift blame. Zucker had to know and Cuomo should have known that no precautions - zero, none - were taken to protect nursing home residents. Because the order took effect immediately, without inspections or even conversations with managers, the state had no idea which of the 600 long-term-care facilities had sufficient space and staff to segregate COVID-19 patients. Nor did the state know if the facilities had any protective equipment for nurses and others who would care for infected patients. The next day, my column included a heartbreaking example of the disaster that had been unfolding for nearly a month. Long Island educator Arlene Mullin, in a letter that flagged the March 25 order and led to Hogan’s question, got right to the point. “I am wondering who will hold Gov. Cuomo accountable for the deaths of so many older people due to his reckless decision,” Mullin wrote. “I am writing as a daughter who lost her beautiful 88-year-old mother who was receiving physical therapy at one such facility.” Her shattering experience, we know now, was not unique then and many others would suffer similar agony in subsequent weeks. Their grief was exacerbated because Cuomo had forbidden families from visiting their loved ones since March 12, lest the visitors bring the virus into the nursing homes. That decision, based on what happened in Washington state, Italy, China and South Korea, showed knowledge about the extreme danger the virus presented to the elderly. Yet two weeks later, the Health Department order forcibly introduced the virus into those very same homes, where it spread like wildfire. Despite the deadly consequences of his decision, Cuomo has resorted to an ever-shifting rationale that is a cheap, crude bid to blame anybody but himself. He has alternately pointed the finger at God, the Trump administration and nursing home owners. Even more bizarrely, after he rescinded the order on May 10, Cuomo continued to defend it, saying, “Whatever we’re doing has worked, on the facts.” If it worked, why rescind it? Part of his defense has been to repeatedly blame The Post, especially me and fellow columnist Bob McManus, accusing us of trying to protect President Trump. He said our coverage is just “politics,” called nursing home deaths a “shiny object” and added Post Chairman Rupert Murdoch to his list of scapegoats. Unfortunately for Cuomo, his “fake news” charge isn’t working. PolitiFact says his claim that he was following federal guidance is “mostly false,” and other media organizations have eviscerated him for the nursing home deaths, including ProPublica. The Associated Press estimates that 4,500 COVID-19 patients were sent to nursing homes. SEE ALSO  Cuomo’s coronavirus nursing home policy proves tragic: Goodwin Even the New York Times briefly halted its hate-Trump coverage to declare that New York became the virus epicenter in part because Cuomo and others “were hampered by their own confused guidance, unheeded warnings, delayed decisions and political infighting.” Cuomo was also spectacularly - and expensively - wrong about the need for tens of thousands of additional ventilators and hospital beds. Trump provided many of both, but most of the ventilators went unused, and the Javits Center and the naval hospital ship USNS Comfort both largely sat empty even as nursing homes burst at the seams with COVID-19 patients. Now that his daily show is over, perhaps the governor will be honest with himself about what he did wrong. If he is, he should summon the courage to meet with Arlene Mullin, Maria Porteus, Janice Dean, sisters Aida and Haydee Pabey and other New Yorkers who lost loved ones in nursing homes. He needs to hear their stories, and they deserve honest answers from their governor.

I am here.

Yes Soror Demmings!

As much as I wanna Trump to win a second term he has thrown his campaign for re-election down the drain.

Sometimes I feel as if I’m on the show survivor! No more TV hosts for President or the cabinet!

Jimmy grow up.. your not funny any longer.. looking pretty stupid..

Lmao she really looks like my sousin

jimin cheated😆😅😂

Only Jimin can cheat on National Television and get away with it..and winning it

he's so cute

25 million subscribers and this vid didnt even reach 1k likes

Jimmy looks younger and wiser. Man got sleep lmao

Oui caramelo

jimmy : im not touching that one :) jk: bitch u betterXD

Jimmy, your post quarantine style and glow shows me that you took the quarantine perhaps too seriously, yet that is a sign of being a mature adult, which perhaps some beyond our pay grade lack. Therefore, #FallonforPrez2020theNewGlow

the water we do get through the taps is from a water treatment plant.... doesnt anyone else know this well known fact? 🤷

I don't understand why do people say she doesn't smile. Perhaps she has the best smile ever

If you have to make degrading comments about her or unsupported accusations, then you look like you are afraid of taking her on with the facts. Degrading and false facts is the sign of a person who can't fight back with intelligence, so they go low because they don't have any other options. The POTUS is an example of this, if you want to support him, fine but you can't honestly argue with what I just said. If he would present with facts instead of just spouting crap off the top of his head and pushing away the experts on topics, I might have some respect for him. I actually supported him in 2014 but when I saw him making fun of a handicapped reporter when he was on stage, that is when I said, this person is of low quality!! Money can't buy class! He doesn't represent what I believe a leader should be. He is a fake now that I see how he works, he spends all day on Twitter spouting insults and defending his image when he should be fixing this country. He is lazy, and just plain stupid and if you don't see it that is because stupid can't recognize stupid. I'm not a fan of Biden but I will go any direction that isn't Trump and we'll be better because the lsat 4 years has been a slide in humanity and put this country back 70 years.

Jack's energy is so infectious...makes you wanna jump in there and start dancing.

Is it weird that I know the full song

Fallon bizzare response to Trump's speech

Wow this is the first time i watched him after the virus began..and he seems alot less funny and hopefull its kinda sad.

So jimmy Fallon.. soo brave making fun of him now.. but when you had him face to face you went all brown nose.. "gee let me ruffle your hair"

cant wait till emma watson sees this edit: yes i used the word “till”

R.I.P

Oh boy look out for Walmart karen’s

Hearing Ivanka speak Spanish is truly painful. How is it that no one has ever made fun of her? She sounds like she is reading phonetic representations of what the words sound like, but cannot quite read it clearly. She puts absolutely zero effort into her accent. Truly, google it. She may understand how to write and read Spanish, but she CANNOT speak Spanish. And who is to say she did not demand her housekeeper give her that phrase? Unless I saw and heard myself, I will never believe she has a functional capacity for any language.

Trumps supplies for his Bunker.

The left are trash people. Fuck stacey abrams she isn't the governor. Hey Jimmy, tell her to pay her back taxes.

Thanks for ruining the end Kimmel

All that protein Cumo has been feeding him under the table 😂

Welcome back man.....missed ya

....did the Tonight Show get better?

Queria ter participado to cansada da minha vida acontece nada de legal ... chatura.afff

Jimmy, please, Abilify keeps my son out of the psych ward. It's no joke.

Chirp chirp, cricket. Monologues, Eulogies. Crickets. Chirp

Thank god ive been waiting to hear what Stacy abrams thinks...

I quit my job with the help of, *e a s y l a p t o p l i f e .c o m*

So literally no one is talking about RM He did a great job too♥

AND YOUR NOOOOOOOOOOOT HOOOOOOOOOOORRREEEE YOOOOO GET ME THROOOOOOOOOOOO IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Yes Davido!!! 9JA REPRESENT!

This idiotic, embarrassing president is so obsessed with Obama, its pitiful to watch!

😊...Be happy

Home is better than empty theatre.

The person who should be asked to play a YOUNG JEAN-LUC PICARD is the guy who played the YOUNG HANNIBAL LECTER

can we talk about the marvelous performance of daveed?

not surprised Jimmy is the first one back. he looked so miserable with his family. it's sad. he looked like he hated them. idk. my own opinion

4:04 Oh-Boy, NOT all Hispanics are Mexicans... 😬!

Lmao the caption

I love how the backup dancers are also wearing hanbok

Christian never celebrate holi jimmy 😒🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Focus on comedy....

the obamas is truly the kind of leaders that USA needs right now.

Focus on comedy...

Focus on comedy...

Time to look for a home for grampa . ..

I found German to be a tough language to parse no less speak.

When Glenn said "Hello darling!" I was like, well that sounds dangerously familiar.

Jennifer Garner is very sexy

There is no "white culture". I live in Ireland, most of us are white, but our culture is vastly different to Russians or Albanians, where most people are also white.

Fallons thirstiness is depressing to watch... much more so now that he has no live laughter.

Superbbbbbbb😍😍😍😍😍

You saw a crazy president in a movie 30 years ago but you did not believe it could happen. Worse, it's infectious. Mini me in the UK is babbling away.too.

0:42 look at Madelaine's face

我是格鲁特

What up

Oh my gosh her live voice is sooo nice compared to her studio voice in the songs I have in spotify..

Ngl...I came back here just to feel the excitement and joy when I found out about them. This is literally one of the best performance I've ever seen. I'm just grateful that I became an ARMY this year

Thats a fire starter!

The Roots are so talented!

Rosé, FIGHTING!!! ´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ ♡ fighting

"And then your name is on it..." Why Jimmy, why???

Rosé so pretty, omg

i like trumph when i am super stress i watch his speech i laugh so much it heals...

Wine Ad was hilarious

Their songs and voice aren’t bad and I quite like them it’s just that their stage performance isn’t as amazing as BTS #nohate ❤️

Sometime during Jan/Feb: Intelligence: There will be a million corona cases if you don't lock down- Trump: That number doesn't look real

Jimmy is so cringe to watch in the beginning I had to turn the volume down

When is Robin DiAngelo going to debate Jordan Peterson? I would pay to see that.

The show is much better from home. That slight forced laughter is much worse than none at all.