Death stranding seems nice.

SON: Mom what is this duct tape for? CHARLIZE: So I can tape your balls to your leg for your panties to fit correctly! SANE AMERICANS: More whiskey!!

Worst artist of 21st century

Love Jimmy Fallon, he is so cool ❤️❤️❤️

I wouldnt even know what to Sing hahaha

*Hagrid:* You're a rapper, Harry. *Harry:* Im a what?

They dont have to divorece to their hus/wife. Just smash already. That will help to releash the sex tnsion btwn them. Or, they already did

That’s so fucking beautiful. i’m cryinggg

I'm here for the comments😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

The last question was "What is Scott's most embarrassing *CHILDHOOD* memory?" and Scott started his story with "So I was *DRIVING* home-"

I haven't known anyone she's interviewed on her show either

ari is so cute

Guuuurl, she said it all!! lmfao...she's so fabulous! LMFAO

emetophobia warning gahhhh

1.Jess 2.Paris 3.Emily 4.Tristan

Christina, a dream woman

My dad told me his elder brothers put him into the sack on saint Nicolauses day and hang the sack with him inside in an apple tree. 🙈 Generally the stick is decorated with candy nowadays. At least this is what I have experienced in Germany.

I feel sorry for Kevin Hart's children. They will never know what it's like to have a man as a father

Watch Chad killing it 5:54

I met up with my bf downtown bc he said he wanted to see me. I get there, give him a hug & tell him “why so serious, you gonna break up with me or something lmao” he just looks at me & said “you always were good at knowing what I was thinking”

why does he look like he is 13 yr old

Rm. U are cool. LIke. V!!!!!!#

Every time jimmy pulling a box ahh Too Heavy 😂😂😂😂

Taken straight from my mind, people are disgusting.

Every single one of these people know they are about to be spooked, they have to know in advance for the safety of everyone .

i know they practice these but god they are so funny

I never knew Celine Dion was as crazy and funny as this LOL Always thought she is the quite and serious kind of person for some reason

Phil: Pop singers category, and you didn't think of my name?!?! Lily: Dad, it's not like that..... Listen.... Phil: I'm hurt, Lily.....

Starbucks are petty and childish. I wouldn’t want to work for them anyway 😂

2:08 is exactly what I do when I think I’m talking about myself too much in convos😅

oh man she seemed so happy here. she didn’t deserve all that happened to her these last few years 💜

WHOLESOME

I'm pretty sure her heart was ment for someone else.

"FINGER IN THE HAND HOLE?"

With lil Sebastian. The one who held him can say he lifted a horse with his bare hands

She quit weed to smoke meth. Talkin her head off.

My mom once left me and my sister at Wal-Mart then called us and said "guess where I am... At home" then hung up

You. V. Are. Cool !!!!!

didn't know Cena was worthy of wearing The Dude's cardigan...

0:53 RM knows he’s “CAUGHT IN A LIEEEEEEE”

German hast muchos weirdenworden

I see no ring on jimmy finger aftet the last time

When you run 30 ft in 3 hrs you can get drunk and High any time.

SWEDEN!!??? are u kidding?

Jesus christ, Jimmy LOVES hearing himself talk! Pretty sure he talked more than Daisy.

Oh jesus. I know boys go through puperty and stuff but jesus christ it still shocked me like hell that he suddenly had a darker voice

Yo leave a comment if you know poke yeah

spoiler alert season 8 fucken sucks

No one cares that he can speak seven different languages 🙄

My god love her boobies

she is beautifull

im surprised kevin didnt tell his ostrich joke though

Jimmy is a terrible partner for Tig, lol.

Maybe I’m late but i didn’t know Kristen could SING 🎤 SING

We can play with our balls on the wall yall come wall with ya balls.

What exactly is her accent ? 🤔

Felt like I was watching that video on 1.5x

On my first date with my boyfriend, I was choking on a piece of steak but I didn't want to embarrass myself so as he kept talking I just nodded and kept trying to swallow the piece. 😂😂😂 i was gonna die trying not to embarrass myself!! We're still together 5 years later

How can you not love Kate McKinnon? I mean come on!!!

she's so unfunny and her brain is so smooth its unbelievable

Wunderbar Fritz! Das Kraut Empire hat erfolgreich das Reich der Kommentare eingenommen!

Ouff one of the worst ever.

The monkey called marcel .as the monkey that was in friends

I like that even the tie was stupid long, I've never seen a tie literally drape in a seat like that. Jimmy's got Trump's number, also that smile 'very, very, very handsome' lol

And he didn't even need to be kicked in the balls to reach that note

Celine is...

Realizing that feeling crappy about my hair as a teen was unnecessary. Every single cast member wore wigs.

Jimmy “ SLAPJACK! DAH NA DA NA!!” Lol

I thought that was a young version of John Travolta in the thumbnail lmao

true fact, a baby ostrich was responsible for the horrifying noises that the dilophosaurus made in jurassic park 1, swapped from baby chirps to adult screams

She does not look like Michael Jackson

Ok boomer.

would love to actually hear her talk instead of him interrupting her every 5 seconds

What about Tangled and Mulan?

Billie Eilish as Ariel: oh feet, duh

Where were my Mulan songs at? I was waiting for "Reflection" or "I'll Make a Man Out of You".

Racking up a Zip i see ... Ay Umm dont forget to Treat Ur self For the HERO "TheTha" Jimmy. USA's Lord Of LATE NIGHTz U've givin me a Spot introduced me/Porsona onto Ur Zen/Squad/Vibe fellas/Heffa'z... Challage u 1st Glow greater into the person u were last week ,day Year & Knock some ankle s loose .. #DrEvil from im here for it!

Are they all gay?

Omg I rly want to hear kristen's full version of colors of the wind

3:15 *Is no one gonna fanboy over WWF's Hardcore Holly's theme song?!?!*

Those 4 kids surely got a headache and a good talent fee after this performance.. 🤣 Merry Christmas!!!

Its charlie’s angels steve harvey

Me: sees Céline, clicks Also me: why did I never notice Rose had a high heeled shoe on. How did THAT not fall off while the boat was sinking?

Best Jimmy interview in a while? He cant just throw more laughs at it. Everyone has to be on the level.

oooh i love him 🥺

I love that she’s always on top of every joke. She always makes it fun.

If I take the B off my name, will I be as funny as he is?

Celine, you look beautiful! Poo poo to anyone who thinks different! Legend!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🥰♥️♥️♥️

Amazing!

Outstanding, looking forward for a lady president. One like Mom, one that can take off her shoe, hit you in the head from a block away and make you bring it back to her. 😆😂😆

How did it go Joel? DJURGÅRDEN LALALLAALAAA

Assfire.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

😆😂😂😂

Nice solos

Worst poetry ever.

bruh look at jimmy he has a mental breakdown

Not bad!

She said at the beginning of her hot one segment that she had pre-shredded her tongue eating ruffles so I think results may vary

Reese Withoutherspoon

If you look closely at 1:32, you'll see that I have no idea how the fuck he's doing it